We *almost* dismantle the patriarchy, talk about times when Multi-Level Marketing acolytes tried to proselytize us, and discuss how shows like Atlanta use horror as a vehicle to teach us empathy for those in different racial or political groups than us.

We discuss why snowboarding inevitably leads to underwear full of snow, talk about why Wonder Woman is already the mediumest movie of 2021, and run through the movies that we're most excited about this year. There's no way they'll get delayed by another pandemic, right?


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We discuss whether or not crabs are just lame spiders, find out why pickleball is taking over the universe, and tackle the word's most difficult and important question: are books just for nerds?

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What is a snog? How dangerous is it? Can you make one? Is a brand-name snog better than store brand? This and more in our 2020 Holiday edition of OTNOAF.

This weeks opinions: why no one wanted to sit by McKay in the seventh grade, the legendary Nike Air Monarch shoe, and why on earth Hallmark makes so many movies about white women marrying princes.

We talk about why McKay hasn't changed his pants all week, find out if Ewan McGregor will give Jordan a wife, and discuss how Disney's inevitable world takeover is impacting independent creators.

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AKA Harry Potter and the Drastically Improved Audio Quality. We discuss the intimate details of playing cornhole, how Tenet holds up to other Christopher Nolan films, and how media like The Bright Sessions podcast helps us empathize with those managing mental illness.

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Jordan explains why he's considering asking out girls on LinkedIn and we discuss the differences between performative outdoorsiness and genuine love of the environment.

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We talk about why chapstick might be bad for you, McKay complains way too much about Owen Wilson, and Jordan explains why Tom Holland might not be the hunkiest Spiderman.

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We discuss whether or not The Mandalorian lives up to the hype, try out AI-driven text-adventure game, and uncover the secret to civil political discourse (almost).

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