What happens while waiting for a phone to start? This. No guarantees on the entertainment level here.

It was all set up... The equipment had been picked, credit card numbers have been given, and a delivery date was guaranteed. Alas, it seems some things were not meant to be.

Swapping stories about driving too fast. Also, say goodbye to these lame ass mics. Time for bigger and better things!

Things kick off with a little Lasik talk. Then the guys have to break to save the lawn. In the midst of all that riveting content, Lance gives Joe the chance to ask him anything. ANYTHING!! 

We start off with some regular chatting about things like Joe's reversie parade and Lance dealing with people at the bar but then, of course, they get in to the Black Lives Matter movement.

Joe tells us about this documentary he just watched called The Truth About Marriage on Netflix. This prompts some heavy marriage talk. Naturally that is followed by a conversation about genealogy and we find out that Lance doesn't really care to know that much.

Did you know that Dan Aykroyd was in We Are The World? Did you also know that UFOs are real?? Has it crossed your mind that Zoom could have made MILLIONS during this pandemic?

On separate couches and about 10 feet away from one another, the boys are back to talk about The Mask, Jerry Seinfeld, and Joe's steady diet of 2000 calories per day.