A therapist has died from a mysterious, potentially mythical snake bite... and that means this looks like a case for several unwell former boy adventurers! Rusty, the Hale Boys, Wonder Boy II, and Ro-Boy muster their forces to find the neerdowell responsible. Meanwhile, Sergeant Hatred runs out of his medication at the worst possible time.

Special thanks to Joshua Jarett for our cover art, Gwen May for our theme song, and Brayton Cameron for being our announcer.