Christopher Columbus insists he discovered the East Indies and not the Americas as his critics suggested. So, against his will, we talk to him about dicovering the New World.

We learn all about surrealism with the master himself, Salvador Dali. Also, we discuss the rights of stick men.

The infamous FSM floats by the show to discuss religious, dietary habits and pirates.

We talk ring worlds, the Flood and possible romantic sub-plots with Cortana when Master Chief comes by the show.

Upon learning of the concept of zombies, Gap dreamed of making an episode devoted to them and the best ways to protect yourself from flesh-eating hordes. Today, that dream becomes reality.

Wolfgang Mozart composed symphonies, concertos and operas. But the question remains: What about jingles?

On the first of our call-in shows, Gap helps beings from beyond the stars resolve their problems. See humans? Every species has their issues.

Gap makes contact with Dr. Carl Sagan and finds out if his hopes for the future of humanity were justified.

Since so many aliens are confused by human television programming, Gap answers some questions and explains what is real and what may be exaggerated for entertainment value.

Adam Smith, author of "Wealth of Nations", explains how we can make Earth money so we can afford goods and services.