Organised Fun

This week, I'm a Greek vampire. Here's my life! Highlights include:

- Lonely? I'm not lonely!

- Sorry best friend, I choose to forget you...

- Never trust Apollo...

- I'm like a history buff now, so...

- Social mores? Internecine?

- Everyone I know is going to die...

- Do you want a climax event?

- People's lives don't follow the story mountain...

It's time for the Exit Advent Calendar again! This time we're a humble pizza delivery guy caught up in the scandal of the missing Hollywood star - can we find her and work out what the hell is going on?

Just another day in Crime City... As the name would suggest, many a crime has happened, and it's up to us to solve them! Highlights include:

- Our first episode from a sofa...

- You have to play this game if you want to become a detective...

- Watch out for pigeons. And eroticism.

- Is it a game though?

- One mango mojito and I can't even speak...

- Expert mode: play it with the lights off...

- There weren't enough sweets...

- What are the rules of this world?

- We exist in multiple lounges...

This time we're off to Brunei to check out their games. Or not. Highlights include:

- It's a whole lot of Christmas and a little bit of Brunei...

- Brunei is not where I thought it was...

- Jingle All The Way has a sequel - who knew??

- Santa is basically Christmas Postman Pat...

- Mark forgets the term for 'play a card.'

- More nightmare, less Christmas...

- Brunei: Needs a website...

- I keep messing up the ending...

This week, we're off to Botswana. Have they got any game? Highlights include:

- You can now check us out on Bluesky!

- I over Christmas...

- Throwing pebbles? Fuck that!

- First one to shout 'Malala' wins!

- Mark fails to find the actual game called actual Botswana. Actually...

- You can find Botswana in America and Japan... but not Botswana...

The crew are reunited just in time to celebrate Gnome Day, but amid the festivities, they discover a new lead in the quest to save Aquaria's polluted waters...

This week, we've discovered a magical (?) land and we're setting off to explore as much as possible! Highlights include:

- Congratulations to Sue!

- Welcome to the world of Levita Ting...

- It's a magical world... now find some apples!

- It has over a million combinations, don't you know!

- Exactly how fantastical can you get with an apple?

- Someone needs to realign the printers...

Strap in for another half hour of prime insults, as the diss track returns! 

This week, we have completed our epic Seafall legacy campaign! Highlights include:

- Turns out the box told us what would happen all along...

- Buying treasure is a dick move...

- Turns out we're the bad guys...

- Scallywagging for the narrative!!!

- We accidentally found hell. Hate it when that happens...

- If your men say they saw a demon, you should listen to them...

- Maybe it needed more... hell?

This week, we're jetting off to Bosnia and Herzegovina to check out their board game sitch! Highlights include:

- Turns out Sir Walter Raleigh was a bit of a douche...

- General consensus on El Dorado: it's a no, I'm afraid...

- Turns out Mark already explained Chabcha ages ago...

- War. Again.

- Does Purple Pineapple Games actually exist, or is it some kind of trap?