Organised Fun

This week, we vaguely talk about Chad... ish. Highlights include:

- Do you mean Chad the person, or Chad the country?

- No offence, but Chad sounds well boring...

- How did a country so small have such a massive civil war?

- Why isn't there a Tremors board game?

This week, the Sanderson sisters are trying to bewitch the children of Salem, and we're the only ones who can stop them! Basically, they're screwed! Highlights include:

- We don't acknowledge the sequel...

- Mark is shocked by the idea of the cinema...

- How could anybody get it wrong?

- Harry doesn't know the difference between orange and yellow...

- Jack is a notorious cauldron wrecker...

- Honestly, you make one mistake and nobody let's you forget it...

- It's NOT a cauldron!

- Harry likes it big...

- You don't play the box...

- Yeah, but is there a graph?

- I don't know the website...

This week, I've been shrunk, and must fight for my life to restore myself back to normal size - I hate it when that happens! Highlights include:

- Add an extra 20 minutes for bumbling...

- I have yet to visit any of the havens...

- Is Cragheart my name or my species?

- Crater fail!

This week, we're off to The Central African Republic, what do you think? Highlights include:

- We begin with a google...

- Prepare to take a token from the Hole of Cthulhu...

- Nobody got Bijd at the weekend...

- It's all about the Mancala...

- Anyone for a game of Housewives and Kitchens?

- Guys, have you heard of... boxes?

- I confuse Mark with pedantry...

This week, we're rival telescopes trying to be the first to find the elusive ninth planet (gutted, Pluto). Highlights include:

- We're searching for massive Assteroids...

- Asteroids hate to be lonely...

- Target shit, get banged...

- Research the D!

- Ooh, that's a nice Mitch...

- Space Cluedo!

- There's a lot of suspicious gas clouds in this part of space...

- Comets can't be everywhere!

- Meteorites aren't even a thing...

This week, we're off to Cambodia! Highlights include:

- How do you all store your Legendary?

- If the whole of Arkham Horror happened to one person, that would suck...

- Man chess is very different to lady chess, apparently...

- Temples + Jungles + Rice + Monkeys = Cambodia!

- Save the doucs/Kill the doucs - it's up to you!

- The Lost Expedition has dinosaurs???

- £14 for delivery from Ireland?? You can literally see it!

- Watch out for douche-monkeys...

This week, we're off to Cabo Verde to sample their board game delights... oh, who are we kidding? Highlights include:

- A super smooth opening to this one...

- Silent games? They're nothing to shout about...

- Once again, Mark mentions the famous game of Sub Zero...

- I'm basically Cabo Verdean...

- How many different ways can Mark say 'Mysthea?'

This week, Burundi gets the Countrybait treatment... ish. Highlights include:

- Mark forgets the episodes are numbered...

- Any game can be silent if you hate it enough...

- My war is more important than your war...

- Less than 5 minutes in and Burundi gets ditched...

- Risk goes to Mars!

It's a fantasy themed heist as we have to rob stuff and then escape from... a shopping mall? Highlights include:

- It's not for girls...

- Is 7 the golden number? No!

- How do you work out a strategy when you can't discuss it?

- What kind of shopping centre is this??

- But... why a shopping centre???

- Everyone's entitled to their opinion, even if it's wrong...

- Allow me to classify...

- Moo tries to take credit for inventing Spaceteam...

This week, we're apprentice Deaths trying to prove ourselves by killing a load of victims! Highlights include:

- The Twilight movies would definitely make you want to die...

- Turns out there's loads of pop culture references that I don't know...

- If in doubt, what would a bastard do?

- Fucking zombies...

- The shuffling was particularly bad this week...