Organised Fun

We've fallen through the back of a wardrobe and ended up in 1988 with the Chronicles of Narnia game. Can we reassemble parts of the story or will the White Witch get the better of us? Highlights include:

- You WILL watch Narnia NOW!!

- The only Narnian thing are the pictures

- The whole 4 series, and they managed to ignore most of the main characters and events

- It's an epic quest for Jill Pole's head

- The White Witch gets a right slagging off

- Aslan only appears if you believe in him

- Find me Prince Caspian!

- More games should have cogs

Sean makes an interesting trip to the Budget Mart, Jerry and Deputy Montgomery hatch a plan, Janice is back at the Fun Palace with Sandy, and Tyler has another illuminating chat with Wesley...

It's been a month since all that nasty Temperence Society business, but the mystery is far from over. Who was Hortense Mondegreen working for? Is the new Bluesburg Fun Palace on the straight and narrow? Will Tyler ever publish his book?

Lucien LeBleu is alive and Hortense Mondegreen's plan is finally revealed! Can our heroes defeat the Temperance Society and restore order to Bluesburg?

The engines are revving, the checkered flag is waving, and the stage is set - hopefully Dick Dastardly won't sabotage us as we play Wacky Races! Highlights include:

- Women invented chocolate chip cookies

- A bit of technical beepery (apologies!)

- Third time's a charm for Mark's box reading

- Are boards no longer cool?

- Everyone knows the four terrain types: forest, desert, farm, and... purple

- Dick Dastardly is fucking shit

- Penelope Pitstop gets blasted

- Naturally, we've come up with a way to add booze

A shocking news report brings Blueberry Brewery down, but don't worry! Conveniently there's a brand new beer ready to take its place. Is the timing a little too perfect? And what exactly is in the tunnels beneath the brewery?

We're back in the realm of Star... Realms, except this time, instead of just us regular plebs in charge, we've got some actual Commanders! Will it be enough to make a difference? Highlights include:

- You're a blob destroyer

- Mark attempts to change the order of things

- The points system offends Mark

- We forgot all about the gambit cards

- Mark's opinion has changed!

- You never separate an expansion back out

We try our hands at crafting fairytales - but with each of us striving to achieve a certain ending, who can finish the story first? Highlights include:

- Mark finds the bumf, or is it just the rules?

- And the giant rat was actually his beloved...

- Mark just reads out cards for fun

- Who could forget the red furry cottage?

- I need a queen, a wizard and a tomb

- Don't eat roast shitty-beast

- Pronouns?

- It all went down with Louise Brown

- Aerion has been erased from Mark's mind

We're back in the Oniverse this week, building airships for... some reason. As usual though, there's many obstacles in our way, like metal clouds, hourglasses and a kite. An angry fucking kite. Highlights include:

- Error, box!

- I struggled to create a narrative

- It's well Shadi

- It's the nightmare version of Yahtzee

- There's a game in there somewhere

- It's not the Oniverse's style to have words and sense

Psycho space-douche, the Evil Power Master, is threatening the Lacoonian system and could be hiding on any of the nine planets. It's up to the heroic members of Rapid Force to track him down and kick his ass! Highlights include:

- It's rad!

- Fuck congress!

- There's a potential tits out situation

- Fallopian Rocket Fuel? God knows what that's made of...

- So much purple

- Killed by cupcakes, tch!

- Coming soon, 'Choose Your Own Prejudice'