Organised Fun

After Ed's improbable display at the basketball game, our heroes investigate further, leading them to the depths of the Fun Palace, where dark deals are being sealed - but why? 

We've just broken out of our dank cell deep in the depths of the castle, hooray! The only thing standing in our way now is a maze of traps, monsters and general shittery! Will we escape the dark castle? Highlights include:

- We're on the radio!

- It's black and white. There's lots of black. And lots of white.

- Every game features a Rasputin

- You could play this in any of your typical gaming locations: the pub, the park, the... forest?

Who needs a board and some dice when you've got Monopoly Deal? We buy, we sell, we charge rent - but all in card form! Highlights include:

- Where is Mark's travel Monopoly?

- I love a good reference card

- Don't get caught without money...

- Mark cracks down on overfragging...

- Rich Uncle Pennybags is all over the shop

I am Groot.

Riley's back for more, as this time we have to use our card skills to save everyone from the Green Goblin's nefarious schemes! Will Spider-Man, Spider-Woman and Captain Marvel succeed? Highlights include:

- Anyone can be a woman

- There needs to be more dials in the world

- Mark's all about the damage

- We all get engaged multiple times to multiple people

- Before you know it, everyone's a goblin and you're screwed

- How exactly is Spider-Woman spidery?

- Generally, I was too exhausted to do anything

- Aunt May, PHWOAR!

- What noise would the font make?

It's MI6 vs the CIA in a race to contact all our secret agents. Trouble is, only one member on each team knows their true identities - sounds like poor governmental planning to me! Highlights include:

- Who had trains first?

- Clothes?

- Is it better to give or receive... clues?

- Mark thought it would be too 'codey'

- Just in case you didn't notice, Riley and Kimmy are American!

We've got to use a mix of 007 characters, gadgets and vehicles to defeat Scaramanga who's trying to fake his own death (Why?) Simple, obvs! Highlights include:

- Mark falls at the first hurdle of Bond knowledge

- It's all a bit golden

- Say hello to Agent Rainbow Ralphing Cat

- James Bond = Poker + Car Flipping

- There's a whole deck of Pussy

This week, we're farmers who seem to be lacking all the basic animals for our farms. Tch! Now it's a race to buy the relevant creatures from the market... on market day! Highlights include:

- We basically enabled a new Fluxx set

- Everyone knows Wingdings sounds like junk falling down the stairs

- Are beauty contests offensive now?

- Would you rather paint a mural, or pick up dog shit?

- Ladies can't own farms

- We should've double farmed it

- Can girl cows have horns?

- Where do Americans get their cattle from?

- Eggs aren't animals

The jungle of Jumanji is full of dangers, but will they stop us from achieving our goal? Highlights include:

- It's a creeperless affair

- Where's Nick Jonas?

- When did board games get so woke?

- Starring The Rock/Greg Wallace/Dara O'Briain

- The losing streak continues

- What do fonts sound like?

Who's the most knowledgeable on horror, or are we both intro-kill shitness? Highlights include:

- Mark can't say 'pursuit'

- Purple > Brown

- There's nothing like a game of Trivial Pursuit to highlight how shit you are

- John Moore!

- There's a strange opinion of what constitutes a comedy

- Purple = Pink

- And now for the impressions round!