Organised Fun

We take on the roles of dodgy council members, each vying for control over the port town of Waterdeep, using the city's amenities to complete nefarious plots and gain influence. As you do. Highlights include:

- We get a strange visitor...

- Mark hashes his way through the intro

- The box is literally perfect

- Mark is an arcane mishap

- Mark is obsessed with the word 'meeple'

- There's just not enough fit people

- Coming soon: Priests Of Upper High

Once again, we're trying to rescue as many beautiful cats as we can - but this time, we're playing with all the components, not just the wussy lame version that Mark set up last time. Will it make a difference? Highlights include:

- All hail Polyhedra!

- Has anybody actually managed to get their cat to sit in the box lid?

- Get your fish money out

- But why are they called Lessons?

- The previous version is now officially called the Dumbo Version

- I mention that there are 3 kinds of card, then I only talk about 2 of them. Also, there's actually 4 types, so bit of a mess all round there.

- Mark is now called Benchmark, because if he understands a game, then anyone will

- It should be called 'Boat of Cats'

Bluesburg gets a new mayor - but what does this mean for the town? Also there's still that pesky bigfoot knocking about - what's going on? 

A month has passed since the tragic events of the Fun Palace, and Bluesburg finally seems to be getting back to normal. Oh, except for rumours of Bigfoot in the forest, that is!

Our heroes have successfully sabotaged the Triumph pills before the big roll out - but will it be enough? Does Pamela Weston have one final trick up her sleeve? Find out now!

It's Phil and Chris Vs Mark and Sarah in an underwater submarine chase. It's a real-time battle for the win! Highlights include:

- Mark proper screws up the intro

- Sarah gives a dramatic box reading

- I like my Captain Sonar like I like my women

- Matt Deepnew may or may not be from Cape Horn

- Karin Page sounds like a stinky bitch

- Sarah's performance = shit. She basically just drew a dog

- Chris doesn't know East and West

- Sorry, I've been charging the coffee machine

- It's missing Tit Island

- Sarah will NOT be telling her mum about this

- No matter how many times Mark plays something, it might as well be the first time

- We're judging it as a game, not a person

- Captain Sonar Family Edition... There's no submarines, you just kill the opposing family

Our favourite Professor has gone and got herself lost on a mysterious island full of aggressive koalas. Can we find her and bring her back in one piece? Highlights include:

- How would you escape from a 40ft rampaging koala?

- Mark reads like a child learning to read

- Shove Ha'penny, what??

- The idea is to not suck at the challenges

- Mark forgets FRAG. Again

- Are we too generous?

- It's chunky. You want to put it in your mouth

Riley joins us as we check out some of the Tiny Library's offerings! Highlights include:

- Why buy clothes when you can buy board games?

- Would you rather solve a puzzle for an hour, or just eat some chocolate?

- Don't bring a knife to a ghost fight

- Keep the workforce medicated - it's the way forward

- Coming soon, 'The Bloodputer'

- Is it a game, a tool, an activity or a conversation piece?

- I'm not the host of this podcast, I am Tilda Swinton portraying the host of this podcast

- If you don't bring your dice satchel everywhere, you're not a real gamer

- This is my dragon, she's called Barbara

- But how do you beat the farty man in the ass house?

- Could I defeat your mum armed with nothing but a role of sellotape?

- Once we ended the recording, we all entered a new stage of our lives, called Sunday Evening

Spencer from The Lighten Up Initiative joins us on yet another sinking island! Although there's no cooperation this time round - it's a shark eat meeple world out there... Highlights include:

- Maybe we should do a musical episode...

- You should never lend your board games to anybody!

- Munchkin is the gateway drug to hardcore gaming

- Mark forgot to evacuate the island entirely

- Whale smash!

- Single use plastics are the reason Atlantis is sinking in the first place

- Spencer breaks the FRAG by giving a .5

- We're all 8+

- 69!!!!

We're stranded on a sinking island with Tim from 'Board Game Hot Takes' - Can we grab some treasure and make it to the helipad, or will be end up in the watery abyss? Highlights include:

- Mark still claims not to be a hater

- If Tim doesn't like something, you'll know about it

- The game comes in a nice tin, if you were wondering

- We were doing fine, until Tim jinxed it

- The Pilot easily has the best power

- We lost, but for a moment, we didn't really know how or why

- If you win, then it's because you're skilled. If you lose, the game obviously cheated