Organised Fun

It's been about 2 years since we were talking about playing this, and now here we are! Except we're playing it on A4 paper using 5p coins. Whatever. Highlights include:

- Second time's a charm!

- Meet Shufty, the Card Shuffler

- Your mancala could be your mouth

- It's the kind of game Magneto and Professor X would play in the park

- Divots, pits, pots... what are they actually called?

- They probably won't be talking about Coma Ward in 2000 years

It's the final showdown! Our heroes are all set to sabotage Alexei Zakharov's tour of Bluesburg - will they be successful? Will the bag of wigs get used to maximum effect? Who ate all the crisps? Find out now!

Just when our heroes have hatched a plan, they find themselves wanted by the Bluesburg Police Department. On the run and with the clock ticking until Alexei Zakharov pulls the plug on Bluesburg for good, how will they evade capture in time to save the town?

Jerry's wife Cassandra makes a surprise return as our heroes get closer to taking down Eclipse once and for all...

Special guest David challenges Mark to a game of Doctor Who Trivial Pursuit, to see who is the ultimate fan (nerd) of all! Highlights include:

- Mrs White is the best Cluedo character, apparently

- Some people have been 'Northernised' to protect their identity

- What happened to Sally Gray?

- Doctor Who nerds are no good at trash talk

- Neil Armstrong is not part of the TV crew

- Jeremy Paxman never stumbles over his questions

- There's a disappointing amount of knowledge about the Androzani King and Queen from Tree Planet 475

We're back in Waterdeep, but this time we've got access to Skullport and the Undermountain. Things are a lot more corrupt this time around too! Highlights include:

- Mark leads the episode so... you know

- Welcome to Waffle Hour

- Do not be tempted by the big rewards - corruption sucks!

- The box perfection is now ruined

- Coming soon, 'Wood Vs Metal'

- I want to touch the wood

Aliens! Those gits literally get everywhere! Now, a lowly researcher and a radioman have to rescue some lost brothers and find the way out, all before the Xenomorph Titan rips them to pieces! Just another day in the corps! Highlights include:

- Trademark

- Look out for Christine the mercenary!

- Nobody wants a deep gash

- Mark threatens to play solo

- Where's Prometheus?

- Witness the most expensive door in history

Patrick and Meriel join us IRL for a game of Joking Hazard. Who can create the most hilarious/disgusting comic strip? Highlights include:

- Mark ruins the intro

- There is no red man

- Mark again proves that he is fantastically ignorant of colours

- Pretty much any conversation can end with someone getting their ass out

- Meriel goes into prude mode

Human bones have been discovered in the ruins of the Fun Palace! Is this just a coincidence, or have Eclipse been up to more shady business? Some sneaking is definitely on the cards... Also, have some pics of the original Survive: Escape From Atlantis that Mark found!

Just when they thought they had a lead on the mysterious Eclipse, our heroes discover Pamela Weston has escaped! Can they find her before anything else goes wrong?