Gossipers

It was for $999 . When it didn't work, they started sending me threatening emails. It said Time Warner on the check which looked legit.

No Joke

I say you can wash it as fast as you want. After all, it is your junk.

Stand up man! If you're not scared you might not attract them. They can sense it.

They came for our weights. We were getting too big.

I LOVE ANIMALS!

He lit his smoke on a wall socket. It was so simple. But I was entertained.

Mushrooms

There's just something about the idea of having your own piece of land. Feeling at home.