Sex is a messy business, yet very few of us are grossed out by it and most of us are turned on by at least some of the mess. There aren't many of us who like to look at boogers or pus or other things that naturally come from our bodies but sexy fluids? - me-YOW! We delve into this as well as talk about what we want in our smart speakers, how to find a bra that fits (hint: go to r/abrathatfits on Reddit), and how much being an adult sucks. Let us know how you get through adulthood at [email protected].

This week Dawn and Scott are stressed the hell out! So why don't they just relax already? Because there are things to talk about like boobies and erections, Amazon and WalMart, and who will be worth more in the after times. Let us know how you unwind at [email protected].

Ahhh, we are all minty fresh and ready expose your eardrums to some lemony fresh hypotheses. Get comfy in your rainwater smelling blanket and lavender scented living space while we talk about why certain scents are considered "clean". Is it all about conditioning or do our monkey brains just like those scents and automatically associate them with clean breath or fresh laundry? Let us know what your favorite smell is at [email protected].

Not everyone is a party person and that's okay, but why? We all want some form of human contact by why does the party situation bring out the divide between party people and not party people? We also talk about fireworks mishaps and getting clean for people with different abilities. Let us know if you are a party person or an orgy person at [email protected].

Scott and Dawn are ready to make it Facebook official. They are podcast partners and it feels good to finally say so! This week they wonder why declaring your love on social media is a thing. How does one navigate this world of letting everyone know your business when they prefer to be private? We also talk about ladies' butts and Scott's conspiracy theories. And to Scott's neighbor - we're sorry. Let us know what you'd like to see become Facebook official at [email protected].

Welcome to the week of pondering the loading of the almighty dishwasher. Why are we so particular about how to load the dishwasher or folding laundry or loading the toilet paper on the roll? Is our need for order that great or do we just do all the things right? Stick around for talk of Six Flags, wearing masks, and opening up the country. Let us know what the first thing you did when you finally ventured out at [email protected].

Oh my goodness, does our ignorance show this week. We discuss the difference between the how eastern vs western religions assimilate local religions. Listen as we display our ignorance of geography, discuss how we are cutting pizza wrong, and just have general silly goose times. Let us know how you assimilate religions at [email protected].

What is keeping us back from just kicking the shit out of everyone who ticks us off? Why is aggressiveness attractive to both men and women? Why does Scott think he has a butter face? Join us this week as we talk about people who may have some anger issues. Let us know what will immediately make you swipe left at [email protected].

Oh goodness.... do we have a lot of nonsense this week. The quarantine is wearing on us and we have officially come the most boring (as have all of you, possibly). This week we just want to talk. We discuss cold vs. warm dog poo, who would Scott like to bang, dating and mask wearing, and being very confident when using words the wrong way. Let us know how you have been holding up at [email protected].

This week the stir crazy is setting in. Scott ruins another man's alone time, we find we are too out of the loop (old) for Billie Eilish, there are more post office rants, and the need to be entertained all the time. Help us to overcome our ennui at [email protected].