Do you wonder why bad things happen to good people and why bad people sometimes don't receive the punishment they deserve? Well, suck it up buttercup, that's life. This week we discuss this idea some of us have that good things happen to people as a reward for their good behavior. As always a bit of pooping and farting has to be included as well as some free advertising and Dawn's 4th of July adventures. Let us know what punctuation you speak in and if Scott needs a new cohost.

Welcome to our look into why a basic knowledge of history might be important. History classes are notoriously dry and dull, so Dawn sends out a plea to history teachers to try to add a bit of correlation to the learning in order to give us a reason to be interested. We are also reminded that Dawn's an asshole and it's revealed tongue clucking noises now unsettle her. Please let Scott know he's pretty at [email protected].

This week we fully realize the depth to Scott's love of the works of Nicholas Sparks and specifically Mandy Moore in A Walk to Remember. Romance is where we finally land and to no one's surprise Dawn and Scott poo poo the idea a bit, but maybe it's just a problem with definition. Are flowers and candy romantic or are those little things your partner does on a daily basis romantic? Send us your romantic gestures to [email protected].

This week we are contemplating fun. Just a couple of fun loving book lovers talking about fun. Sound fun? Enjoy side talk of the 1894 Wor'd's Fair, old Twilight Zone episodes, and dancing drunk Dawn. Send your fun requests to [email protected]. It'll be fun.

Welcome to the first episode where we stay on topic pretty much the whole time, albeit accidentally. This week, Scott is back from his Hawaiian vacation so we discuss travel and that feeling of wanderlust that some of us have. How it's different and if there is an anthropological need for having the urge to move. Let us know what you're lusty for at [email protected].

Join us in our discussion of money and why Dawn makes bad purchases. Scott is helpful and shares his tips for a healthy relationship with money. We also delve into a new dating market for Dawn and Scott's experience in finding out which part of the blow job is really the important one. Let us know what purchase you have really regretted at [email protected].

This week is all about our collective weird. What makes us weird? Is it the activities we participate in, the way we think and approach life, or is it just context - the group of people are with? We also get into getting high at your first job and Scott's love of hand jobs. Do you consider yourself a "normy" or a "weirdo"? Let us know at [email protected].

This week's episode starts off with a bit of vacation recap from a sleepy Dawn and Scott celebrates his little wins. Then we get into the topic of Witches where Dawn's pinko-commie-hippie comes out. Listen as we discuss if witches are real, what they actually are, and a dash of paganism. Let us know your idea for a witch themed show at [email protected].

How good are you at Trivial Pursuit? Are you the type that loves those trivia nights at your local pub? We delve into why these useless facts stay with us when other knowledge doesn't. But let's be honest, we also talk a bunch about the use of hankies, awkward conversations, and give a tiny review of Ready Player One. Let us know what thing about your physical appearance you hope no one brings up in conversation at [email protected].

Heidi ho neighborly listeners! This week we delve into hoarding. What scratch it might itch, why we do it, do we treat it correctly? We start out by tying up some loose ends, thinking outside our heads, and discussing coping mechanisms. Let us know what you have changed in your life just to attract a partner at [email protected].