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  • Inscape by Louise Carey, read by Helen Keeley
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    'Louise Carey's dystopian future is chillingly plausible' Claire North
    Inscape is the dystopian future we would do best to avoid.
    Warning: use of this gate will take you outside of the InTech corporate zone. Different community guidelines may apply, and you may be asked to sign a separate end-user license agreement. Do you wish to continue?
    Tanta has trained all her young life for this. Her very first mission is a code red: to take her team into the unaffiliated zone just outside InTech's borders and retrieve a stolen hard drive. It should have been quick and simple, but a surprise attack kills two of her colleagues and Tanta barely makes it home alive.
    Determined to prove herself and partnered with a colleague whose past is a mystery even to himself, Tanta's investigation uncovers a sinister conspiracy that makes her question her own loyalties and the motives of everyone she used to trust.
    'In Tanta's world, warring corporations battle over the ruins of our civilisation. This is cyberpunk rebooted' Stephen Baxter
    4 min
  • A List Of Animal Rhymes - The Correct Order of Biscuits by Adam Sharp
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    Read by Matthew Spencer
    'There is a theory that humans made lists before we invented writing. Adam Sharp's exquisitely arranged, addictively witty book of lists is the reasons why. He is the poet laureate of lists'
    John Mitchinson, Senior QI Elf
    'So much to disagree with in this book. And I mean that as a huge recommendation' Richard Osman
    'Very funny and highly addictive. Adam Sharp, you weird genius' Russell Kane
    A list of ways to start a conversation with a cat in different countries
    5. Pss-pss-pss (England)
    4. Kac-kac-kac (Lithuania)
    3. Pish-pish-pish (Iran)
    2. Ming-ming-ming (Philippines)
    1. Bellowing "What's new pussycat, whoa, oh whoa" (Wales)
    Are you feeling down in the dumps? Is the chaotic, disordered nature of modern existence freaking you out? Are you feeling...listless?
    Then this collection of fascinating, hilarious and brilliantly odd lists is the remedy you need. Packed full of incredible facts, from what people say instead of cheese when they're taking a photo in Bulgaria, to what a platypus is called in Mandarin, everything under the sun is here.
    In order.
    1 min
  • Drinking Noises - The Correct Order of Biscuits by Adam Sharp
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    Read by Matthew Spencer
    'There is a theory that humans made lists before we invented writing. Adam Sharp's exquisitely arranged, addictively witty book of lists is the reasons why. He is the poet laureate of lists'
    John Mitchinson, Senior QI Elf
    'So much to disagree with in this book. And I mean that as a huge recommendation' Richard Osman
    'Very funny and highly addictive. Adam Sharp, you weird genius' Russell Kane
    A list of ways to start a conversation with a cat in different countries
    5. Pss-pss-pss (England)
    4. Kac-kac-kac (Lithuania)
    3. Pish-pish-pish (Iran)
    2. Ming-ming-ming (Philippines)
    1. Bellowing "What's new pussycat, whoa, oh whoa" (Wales)
    Are you feeling down in the dumps? Is the chaotic, disordered nature of modern existence freaking you out? Are you feeling...listless?
    Then this collection of fascinating, hilarious and brilliantly odd lists is the remedy you need. Packed full of incredible facts, from what people say instead of cheese when they're taking a photo in Bulgaria, to what a platypus is called in Mandarin, everything under the sun is here.
    In order.
    1 min
  • International Idioms - The Correct Order of Biscuits by Adam Sharp
    Click here to buy: https://adbl.co/2KkpXve
    Read by Matthew Spencer
    'There is a theory that humans made lists before we invented writing. Adam Sharp's exquisitely arranged, addictively witty book of lists is the reasons why. He is the poet laureate of lists'
    John Mitchinson, Senior QI Elf
    'So much to disagree with in this book. And I mean that as a huge recommendation' Richard Osman
    'Very funny and highly addictive. Adam Sharp, you weird genius' Russell Kane
    A list of ways to start a conversation with a cat in different countries
    5. Pss-pss-pss (England)
    4. Kac-kac-kac (Lithuania)
    3. Pish-pish-pish (Iran)
    2. Ming-ming-ming (Philippines)
    1. Bellowing "What's new pussycat, whoa, oh whoa" (Wales)
    Are you feeling down in the dumps? Is the chaotic, disordered nature of modern existence freaking you out? Are you feeling...listless?
    Then this collection of fascinating, hilarious and brilliantly odd lists is the remedy you need. Packed full of incredible facts, from what people say instead of cheese when they're taking a photo in Bulgaria, to what a platypus is called in Mandarin, everything under the sun is here.
    In order.
    1 min
  • George Bush Quotes - The Correct Order of Biscuits by Adam Sharp
    Click here to buy: https://adbl.co/2KkpXve
    Read by Matthew Spencer
    'There is a theory that humans made lists before we invented writing. Adam Sharp's exquisitely arranged, addictively witty book of lists is the reasons why. He is the poet laureate of lists'
    John Mitchinson, Senior QI Elf
    'So much to disagree with in this book. And I mean that as a huge recommendation' Richard Osman
    'Very funny and highly addictive. Adam Sharp, you weird genius' Russell Kane
    A list of ways to start a conversation with a cat in different countries
    5. Pss-pss-pss (England)
    4. Kac-kac-kac (Lithuania)
    3. Pish-pish-pish (Iran)
    2. Ming-ming-ming (Philippines)
    1. Bellowing "What's new pussycat, whoa, oh whoa" (Wales)
    Are you feeling down in the dumps? Is the chaotic, disordered nature of modern existence freaking you out? Are you feeling...listless?
    Then this collection of fascinating, hilarious and brilliantly odd lists is the remedy you need. Packed full of incredible facts, from what people say instead of cheese when they're taking a photo in Bulgaria, to what a platypus is called in Mandarin, everything under the sun is here.
    In order.
    1 min
  • Greedy People - The Correct Order of Biscuits by Adam Sharp
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    Read by Matthew Spencer
    'There is a theory that humans made lists before we invented writing. Adam Sharp's exquisitely arranged, addictively witty book of lists is the reasons why. He is the poet laureate of lists'
    John Mitchinson, Senior QI Elf
    'So much to disagree with in this book. And I mean that as a huge recommendation' Richard Osman
    'Very funny and highly addictive. Adam Sharp, you weird genius' Russell Kane
    A list of ways to start a conversation with a cat in different countries
    5. Pss-pss-pss (England)
    4. Kac-kac-kac (Lithuania)
    3. Pish-pish-pish (Iran)
    2. Ming-ming-ming (Philippines)
    1. Bellowing "What's new pussycat, whoa, oh whoa" (Wales)
    Are you feeling down in the dumps? Is the chaotic, disordered nature of modern existence freaking you out? Are you feeling...listless?
    Then this collection of fascinating, hilarious and brilliantly odd lists is the remedy you need. Packed full of incredible facts, from what people say instead of cheese when they're taking a photo in Bulgaria, to what a platypus is called in Mandarin, everything under the sun is here.
    In order.
    2 min
  • Most Satisfying Words To Say Aloud - The Correct Order of Biscuits by Adam Sharp
    Click here to buy: https://adbl.co/2KkpXve
    Read by Matthew Spencer
    'There is a theory that humans made lists before we invented writing. Adam Sharp's exquisitely arranged, addictively witty book of lists is the reasons why. He is the poet laureate of lists'
    John Mitchinson, Senior QI Elf
    'So much to disagree with in this book. And I mean that as a huge recommendation' Richard Osman
    'Very funny and highly addictive. Adam Sharp, you weird genius' Russell Kane
    A list of ways to start a conversation with a cat in different countries
    5. Pss-pss-pss (England)
    4. Kac-kac-kac (Lithuania)
    3. Pish-pish-pish (Iran)
    2. Ming-ming-ming (Philippines)
    1. Bellowing "What's new pussycat, whoa, oh whoa" (Wales)
    Are you feeling down in the dumps? Is the chaotic, disordered nature of modern existence freaking you out? Are you feeling...listless?
    Then this collection of fascinating, hilarious and brilliantly odd lists is the remedy you need. Packed full of incredible facts, from what people say instead of cheese when they're taking a photo in Bulgaria, to what a platypus is called in Mandarin, everything under the sun is here.
    In order.
    1 min
  • Musical Artists And Biscuits - The Correct Order of Biscuits by Adam Sharp
    Click here to buy: https://adbl.co/2KkpXve
    Read by Matthew Spencer
    'There is a theory that humans made lists before we invented writing. Adam Sharp's exquisitely arranged, addictively witty book of lists is the reasons why. He is the poet laureate of lists'
    John Mitchinson, Senior QI Elf
    'So much to disagree with in this book. And I mean that as a huge recommendation' Richard Osman
    'Very funny and highly addictive. Adam Sharp, you weird genius' Russell Kane
    A list of ways to start a conversation with a cat in different countries
    5. Pss-pss-pss (England)
    4. Kac-kac-kac (Lithuania)
    3. Pish-pish-pish (Iran)
    2. Ming-ming-ming (Philippines)
    1. Bellowing "What's new pussycat, whoa, oh whoa" (Wales)
    Are you feeling down in the dumps? Is the chaotic, disordered nature of modern existence freaking you out? Are you feeling...listless?
    Then this collection of fascinating, hilarious and brilliantly odd lists is the remedy you need. Packed full of incredible facts, from what people say instead of cheese when they're taking a photo in Bulgaria, to what a platypus is called in Mandarin, everything under the sun is here.
    In order.
    2 min
  • Only Posh People Say - The Correct Order of Biscuits by Adam Sharp
    Click here to buy: https://adbl.co/2KkpXve
    Read by Matthew Spencer
    'There is a theory that humans made lists before we invented writing. Adam Sharp's exquisitely arranged, addictively witty book of lists is the reasons why. He is the poet laureate of lists'
    John Mitchinson, Senior QI Elf
    'So much to disagree with in this book. And I mean that as a huge recommendation' Richard Osman
    'Very funny and highly addictive. Adam Sharp, you weird genius' Russell Kane
    A list of ways to start a conversation with a cat in different countries
    5. Pss-pss-pss (England)
    4. Kac-kac-kac (Lithuania)
    3. Pish-pish-pish (Iran)
    2. Ming-ming-ming (Philippines)
    1. Bellowing "What's new pussycat, whoa, oh whoa" (Wales)
    Are you feeling down in the dumps? Is the chaotic, disordered nature of modern existence freaking you out? Are you feeling...listless?
    Then this collection of fascinating, hilarious and brilliantly odd lists is the remedy you need. Packed full of incredible facts, from what people say instead of cheese when they're taking a photo in Bulgaria, to what a platypus is called in Mandarin, everything under the sun is here.
    In order.
    1 min
  • Tautologies - The Correct Order of Biscuits by Adam Sharp
    Click here to buy: https://adbl.co/2KkpXve
    Read by Matthew Spencer
    'There is a theory that humans made lists before we invented writing. Adam Sharp's exquisitely arranged, addictively witty book of lists is the reasons why. He is the poet laureate of lists'
    John Mitchinson, Senior QI Elf
    'So much to disagree with in this book. And I mean that as a huge recommendation' Richard Osman
    'Very funny and highly addictive. Adam Sharp, you weird genius' Russell Kane
    A list of ways to start a conversation with a cat in different countries
    5. Pss-pss-pss (England)
    4. Kac-kac-kac (Lithuania)
    3. Pish-pish-pish (Iran)
    2. Ming-ming-ming (Philippines)
    1. Bellowing "What's new pussycat, whoa, oh whoa" (Wales)
    Are you feeling down in the dumps? Is the chaotic, disordered nature of modern existence freaking you out? Are you feeling...listless?
    Then this collection of fascinating, hilarious and brilliantly odd lists is the remedy you need. Packed full of incredible facts, from what people say instead of cheese when they're taking a photo in Bulgaria, to what a platypus is called in Mandarin, everything under the sun is here.
    In order.
    1 min

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The Orion Publishing Group is a book publishing company based in London, UK which includes imprints Orion Books, Weidenfeld & Nicolson, Phoenix, Gollancz, Cassell Military, SF Gateway, The Murder…