Join us as Thom establishes some ground rules to keep the others in check, Alex receives a stern telling off from our very special guest James (from the Illage Vidiots Podcast) and Nick's Show & Tell warp speeds the FOUR of us on the Millennium Falcon to discuss Star Wars. Alongside regularly scheduled bollocks such as cuckolding, the bathing methods in Disney's 'The Lion King' and catastrophic bowel movements. It's a vile one, but we like it.

Join two-thirds of us again, as Nick brings out his inner smooth operator, and Thom egregiously steals content from other podcasts. Alongside regularly scheduled bollocks such as teacher-child violence, zombie apocalypses and the premeditated attacks of chickens on elephants.

Join us as Nick waves farewell to his criminal friend, Alex gushes over the unlikely revival of Thanet as a live music venue, and Thom's Show & Tell celebrates the loud and colourful world of the Eurovision Song Contest. Alongside regularly scheduled bollocks such as our dedication to social media, Nick's delusion to the concept of audio editing, and the long-awaited return of Alex's dead cat.

Join us as Nick expresses his unbridled excitement for the world of Franz Kafka, Thom defends himself from a rampaging Nick regarding the last episode, and Alex takes us on a Show & Tell journey to Seattle, as he discusses the world of Frasier Crane. Alongside regularly scheduled bollocks such as the intricacies of the Welsh language, the intricacies of the Czech language, and cat murder.

We'd like to say no animals were harmed in the making of this episode but two of them died.

Join two-thirds of us as Alex takes us on a memorable trip to Germany and Thom delves into the creative writing side of Reddit. Alongside regularly scheduled bollocks such as the black market of the differently abled, the phenomena of human advertising, and of course, the aforementioned Fuhrer.

Join us as Alex boasts about his palette for spice, Thom reads an email from a mystery consumer, and Nick completely fails to explain his love of Batman in this edition's 'Show and Tell' segment. Alongside regularly scheduled bollocks such as gender identity, the harsh but fair world of 50:50 quizzes and... how to put this delicately... pigs having a rumble.

Join us as Alex challenges the finer points of sonic art/noise music, Nick finds a problem with schools (other than the obvious one of employing... him), and Thom runs his first Show & Tell section on the magical world of Disney. Alongside regularly scheduled bollocks such as cheese ghosts, the power couple of Ewan McGregor and Cheryl Tweedy, and how to (not) cause offence... again.

Join us as Alex brings us a second helping of fanmail from Wales (which is NOT in England, Alex), Nick celebrates our 1% of Canadian listenership with a tale of Canuck crime and intrigue, and Thom attempts to take us back in time 100 years but is interrupted by French dogs, and... The Incident. Alongside regularly scheduled bollocks as colostomy bags, conmen and the origins of Mrs. Doubtfire's accent.

Join us as Thom raises awareness of the endemic bird and rodent drug problem in the US, Nick demonstrates a frightening lack of basic golfing terminology despite regularly playing the sport, and Alex whisks us away to Ally Pally as his 'Show & Tell' segment explains his love of darts. Alongside regularly scheduled bollocks such as Dragon's Den, Nick's criminal neighbour and how life would be very different if Heath Ledger's Joker in 'The Dark Knight' was in fact... a seagull.