Our F*cking Podcast

In this weeks episode, our hosts go a little off the rails in an episode no one asked for. Discussing TLC drama about the reality shows people used to love. Niko will be pitching his newest idea for a TLC show.... Figuring out Religion, as he rants about his potentially unpopular opinions. Shelby gets angry about the new claims against Josh Duggar and why he needs to be put in jail. Sit back, relax, and enjoy this weeks episode of Our Fucking Podcast. 

In this weeks episode, Niko and Shelby teach you all something new with a slew of fun facts. Shelby learns how to say the word 'goiter' while Niko cackles laughing at her confusion. Did you know blueberries are the only blue fruit? Neither did Niko. On his first date with his partner, Branden told him this fact which is how Branden reeled Niko in. Sit back, relax, and enjoy this weeks episode of Our Fucking Podcast.

In this weeks episode, our hosts realize they're not like other gals.... they're quirky. Niko and Shelby dive into their most cringe habits that embarrass them everyday. Hopefully other people do the same things so Niko and Shelby aren't too embarrassed by their quirks. Sit back, relax, and enjoy this weeks episode of Our F*cking Podcast. 

In this weeks episode, Shelby and Niko deep dive into some true crime. Niko discusses the horrendous murder of Sylvia Likens. Shelby talks about the JonBenét Ramsey case and tries to wrap her head around this baffling case. Both of our hosts get frustrated and deeply saddened by the two cases at hand and hope to bring awareness to other people. Try to sit back, relax and enjoy this weeks episode of Our F*cking Podcast. 

Disclaimer: If you have any triggers or traumas towards any type of abuse, please do not listen to this weeks episode. 

In this weeks episode, Shelby wanted to share her aspirations of becoming a mob wife and living her best life. Niko, on the other hand, fears for his own life and worries  that he might end up in jail, preventing him from becoming a mob husband. After figuring out the difference between Al Pacino and Al Capone, our hosts figure out how to design their mobster headquarters and what type of goals they would have as the boss. Sit back and relax as Niko and Shelby prevent their chances at actually becoming criminals by embarrassing themselves. 

Welcome back! In this weeks episode Shelby and Niko discuss their future aspirations in life as sugar babies. Hopeful to achieve a life of luxury through the quickest way possible, our hosts wish someone would magically appear to toss money at them. From a dysfunctional standpoint, Niko and Shelby drink and get a little frisky with this weeks episode. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. 

Disclaimer: Sugar daddies or mamas... sugar parents? Please do not inquire for more information. 

It's Shelby's Birthday!! This weeks episode is all about past birthdays and what our hosts hope for in future birthdays. Deep diving into the past leaves Niko and Shelby nostalgic about how they used to celebrate and hated celebrating their birthdays. Hopefully you can follow along the tangents that lead our hosts off the rails in this weeks episode. Niko drinks while laughing at himself, while Shelby recovers from a birthday weekend and laughs at Niko. Featuring their first guest star appearance, Niko's boyfriend, Branden says one sentence in displeasure as Niko asks how he feels about a hopeful birthday present he wants this year for himself. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the episode. Cheers! 

In this weeks episode, Shelby and Niko discuss plans for their funerals and their future weddings. With the most extravagant and ridiculous ideas they could possibly think of, their funerals will feel like comedy specials rather than a somber event. But, their weddings will bring tears to your eyes as they are described in thorough detail. The only downside, after halfway through the planning process, Shelby and Niko would have to be millionaires to pull these events off. Sit down and relax while our hosts laugh at themselves and plan for the future. 

Diving into this weeks episode, our hosts discuss some of their fears and anxieties. Shelby and Niko expose some of their rational and irrational fears they both have. Niko discloses his fears that can be classified as the dumbest things to be scared of, while Shelby has more realistic fears that would terrify anyone. Their least favorite traits in other people is revealed and truly gives the hosts the Heebie Jeebies. Hopefully this episode can make some people laugh and others feel as though they are not alone in their own fears. 

Grab a glass of wine while our hosts, Shelby and Niko, dive into their crazy minds to expose some conspiracies. Discussing aliens, the illuminati, and shapeshifting lizard aliens; no scientific evidence to disprove these theories will convince Shelby or Niko that they are false. Sit back and relax as we look into the wild conspiracies that surround this mysterious world. 

Disclaimer: All information in this episode is not proof of any nature that these things exist, they are strictly conspiracy theories and should be thought of as such.