Happy New Year? We are back as JSR drags herself out of the depths of depression and Jackie patiently waits and sells mattresses.  

omg why do we have so many podblems? we re-record our goodbye to 2022 just in time to discuss if a hot dog is a sandwich, and how to avoid refeeding syndrome in a dog whose name has been changed because of unintentional nebraska racism. jackie thinks she's a fat piece of shit and wants to be more like @kidpinkers. 

look at jsr's new dog, and happy 2023.

moz TRIES to win jsr over by playing the two greatest moz songs in a row at a concert that he did NOT cancel, that jsr didn't attend. it didn't work.  jackie and sergio kind of meet each other! jsr might be too jewish for her new job.  we tried to record you a better listening experience, and we hope it worked.  

jackie went to mexico! And we talk about it for like, 78 hours. We experience some zoom complications but it is better than getting poop water in your eye.

Spoiler alert, trigger warning, a good dog goes to the (insert posr mortem location of your choice here) jsr gets called a nazi and jackie takes steps toward being able to say the magic words....911, what is your emergency?  Also, is 10 dollars an appropriate pre ghosting birthday gift?

Jackie falls into a ravine. merino saves her life but jsr still blames her. but jsr loves her, so hopefully anything jsr said about red flags will be taken with a light hearted spirit. g, the smartest person we know, had an incident for his birthday. jsr went to a star wars bar mitzvah and got attacked by a bird. listeners, don't serial kill anyone, even a supreme court justice. abortion=healthcare

and if jsr should die, please cry, a lot, then call joseph gordon levitt to play her in the movie of her life. update on dr. hicks and his 1G babies, orphans in the 1600's or whenever. we watch a lot of documentaries. 

Okay, Jen and Jackie are back.  Jackie has rona again. Jen's life has been a whole thing. Jackie saw Moz, Jen saw Tool AND Belle and Sebastian. Murder ghost house, proptosed eyeballs, a heart rate of 23 and a dude was selling babies at too low of a price. This episode is unedited and recorded from Zoom because Jen's mac is broken and that's a whole other thing. 

jackie got the rona, but not from the possum that was staying at her house. jsr one time jumped in a dumpster because of anxiety. where were we before we existed? happy new year. 

In which jsr doesn't say anything about an extended emergency. Jackie and Melissa get dogs. Melissa comes out of the closet and poops her pants. (not at the same time) Thanks to Sergio and Rick for reminding us we have a podcast.  also, moss.