merino, our trash friend and fellow veterinary professional/coworker/podcast threesome member catches jsr up on what's happened the past two years. jackie tries to foster a puppy and jsr crashes her car.

does area 51 even have streets? how much marijuana have you folks been smoking? were the rooms decorated like little spaceships? these are questions that jackie answers in this episode that finally is about jackie going somewhere!

Jackie's protege, Jasmine joins us to spring a happy surprise on JSR. Then Jackie talks about not springing a surprise on her bf, and doesn't listen to any of the advice coming out of JSR's mouth, as if JSR knows anything about the topic.  JSR also gets confused about Native American tribes in Nebraska, and some other stuff, as if that's new.  Jasmine likes Machine Gun Kelly and JSR un-cancells Pete Davidson. Jackie is a total plant bitch now.  

buckle up, friends. we spend a very long time with rick to make up for the time we lost most of his episode.  4 chan, qanon, aliens (of course), gilmore girls, bjj, photography, driving a truck, deftones or los deftones?, we cover it all.  

jsr is super dumb, so liz hughston joins us to prove that using zoom for a podcast is perfectly reasonable and easier than dealing with weird childhood diseases. or corona virus. or giving birth. or choosing a career. or remodeling a house. happy new year! ps, congratulations, andy!

Jackie's face does weird things and it reunites her with her ex's family. JSR investigates working conditions at her local Trader Joe's. Happy Chanukah, eat some pozole.

We had so many things to say about fashion, but only said one or two things because we decided to talk about the child!  and we don't mean yodito, we mean jsr's spawn, ezra, who is transgender. Jackie asks all the questions and jsr tries to answer them.  Also, Jackie is unemployed, the return of Iranian death metal, and what we like on tv these days.  (Kanye West is normal?  what?) 

in which we discuss our favorite merch and being fans of people who are only human and will ultimately disappoint us.  jackie quits her job and jsr needs to know about sweatshirt washing etiquette.  brandon cooks dinner in the background.

OMG we are back.  you wanna hear about how we hate our jobs and our dogs are dead?  cool!  also we discuss the police state, what jackie should do with her life and we promise never to take this long again to put up an episode.  

you speak, we listen, we speak, you listen, it's like a conversation.  IT'S SO METAPHORICAL!

we watch PARASITE on your recommendation, and then also watch SNOWPIERCER and we would totally be in a Bong Joon-ho movie without knowing what it was about because we think he's a genius.