Ray and Lucie take a trip down memory lane and tell the origin story of their love, with tangents that include discussions about sexting while shitting, whether it’s healthy to see your parents naked, and Lucie’s brief alcoholic spiral. 

Lucie and Ray discuss their changing bodies, whether they should raise their future child religious, and debate whether or not a couples guitar lesson is emasculating.

Ray and Lucie discuss Ray's excessive ear wax, their first weekend getaway, Lucie's sleepy gas lighting, and the possible ulterior motives of a federal judge.

Lucie and Ray discuss nipple suckling, hanging out in a porn store booth together, acting like (literal) animals, and introduce a new character. 

Lucie and Ray discuss the Georgia abortion law and Alyssa Milano's ill-participated sex strike, and the problematic career of pop star Billie Eilish, and Lucie's problematic plans to emulate it. 

Lucie invites Ray to a magic show, and they discuss Lucie's past as a sad girl, Ray's taste for menstruation, and when is the right time to call yourself the daddy. 

Ray and Lucie debate Ray's strategy for infiltrating the patriarchy, talk about the 2020 Democratic primary, and discuss their latest role play experiments.

Ray and Lucie discuss "The Handmaid's Tale," and speculate on what they would do to their baby in a fascist hell-scape. Also, Ray discovers a mystery involving beautiful Italian pole vaulters, and opines on what makes a true 9/11 hero.

Ray questions Lucie's revulsion with gape porn, Lucie recounts her fisting origin story, and the couple dive deep into their troubled inner children. 

Ray and Lucie drank a bit too much whiskey and then turned on the mics to record an insane hour, covering topics from Lucie becoming a feeder, to intimacy among Italian boys,  and the follow up to "Piss-Gate". Also,  the first ever Lucie and Ray advice segment. This one is the real deal, don't miss it!