This week, Trent and Dane ‘Stapled to the Monkey’ are besties. Best teas? No no no dear listener, The Best T’s! That’s right, this weeks bracket is all bout the best T’s in Americana verbiage! If we include enough syllables it sounds better, per the focus group. Trent is a bad friend, Dane meets Colonel Sanders, and the boys really want some Costco pizza.

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This week, Trent and Dane ‘Taco Bell Bong’ double team the bracket, with a bracket of the best ‘Ands.’ That’ll make sense about 15 minutes in this is a short one it’s all good. Trent is not awake, Dane gets ‘Vinced’ and the lads wing bing the word beats wings and the Wingdings.

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This week, Trent and Dane ‘One Shy of a Trillion’ get themselves out of the dog house and into the White House, with a bracket of the most interesting presidential pets! Trent sneaks in a secret, Dane loves Papal guinea pigs, and the boys are big fans of Possum Jerry.

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This week, Trent and Dane ‘Formerly Blaine’ get ready for a fight, a grudge match, and for the superbowl they out all 32 NFL team mascots into a bracket, to decide which one they could beat in a fight. Trent is big into catholic EDM, Dane witnesses peer pressure at 30,000 feet, and the boys really, really want to fight a secret band member.

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This Week, Trent and Dane ‘Dietary Supplement’ believe that good things, dare they say the best things in life, come in threes. And that is why, they put together the Trilogy Bracket! Trent has terrible news, Dane gets in a hit with a classic, and the boys have a pitch for Triple H for the new WWE champion!

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This week, Trent and Dane ‘Tooth in Eye Surgery’ mourn the many, many deaths of Sean Bean. And then slap them in a bracket, watch a super cut of them all, and decide which one is the best! Trent has car crash blindness, Dane gets Peanutsed, and the boys think Danes Feet can save the show!

This week, Trent and Dane ‘Mana Dork’ go through the greatest hits, the titans, that’s right it’s 2025s bracket of brackets! All the winners from this past years insanity go to head in a difficult to measure contest, but boy howdy the guys find a way. Trent thinks the transformers should bone, Dane loves a mixed insult, and the boys decide once and for all what their best of the best is.

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This week, Trent and Dane ‘The Guy Who Shot Harambe’ drink 23 buzzballz. That’s it send tweet, they try all 23 flavors of buzzball that were available over the course of 2025 and put them through a bracket, a bracket that they are barely functional by the end of. Trent is livid about 1.67 pounds of ground turkey, Dane is justifiably disappointed in an AI powered congressman, and the boys get sloppy, sloppy drunk.

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This week, Trent and Dane ‘Baffling to Christendom’ get saucy, sauced, dare I say all dressed, with a Sauce Bracket! Trent apologizes to Dane, Dane gets Trent started again, and the boys briefly allow some versatility on the bracket.

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This week, Trent and Dane ‘Beefeater’ get close to Christmas but refuse to acknowledge it, with a a bracket of Christmas movies that aren’t actually about Christmas (think ‘Die Hard’ but there’s 32 of them.) Trent’s car calls him fat, Dane is scared of Glenn Close, and the boys debate just exactly how a calendar works.

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