Out of Touch with Tori & Amber

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We’re back after a mini hiatus, and chaos is fully restored!

Listen in as we break down Amber's Final Destination-style kitchen accident involving a glass cup (spoiler: it didn’t end well), Tori's new puppy named Lily Potter (after all - we're never beating the witch allegations anyway), and we’re counting down the hours until we see Giggly Squad live on Monday night.

This week, we debate the age-old question: lights on or off during sex? We also roast Amber’s “hot take” that a book gets good when you can’t put it down (groundbreaking), and relive RHONYC’s legendary prosthetic leg toss. Iconic TV, truly.

Our curated list? Petty Hills We’ll Die On. Bluetooth that won’t connect? We’re climbing the hill. Speakerphone in public? See you at the summit.

🎧 Hit play for the giggles, the drama, and the puppy updates.

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This week, we're tackling life’s essentials: politics, Tinder, and Uber small talk! First up, we’re unpacking our post-election blues and what it means to be women in these *glorious* times. Then, we dive into the awkward charm of Uber drivers who love a good chat—are they bringing the vibe or just killing it?

We’ve also got a Tinder guessing game! Tori reads Amber bios, and she has to guess if these hopeful (or hopeless?) Tinder guys are after a fling or a forever. Spoiler alert: if you think you know…you don’t.

For our consumption corner, we discuss our latest obsessions: *Throne of Glass*, *Love is Blind* reunion, and *Kevin Can Fuck Himself*. Then, for this week's list, we go green—green flags, that is. It turns out it’s way harder to spot those than the red ones!

Finally, Tori’s got a birth story for the ages, and in our "Who's a Better Friend?" showdown, we pick our top Taylor Swift songs. Let's just say, deciding was the real cruel summer.

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This week Amber and Tori have a slew of updates to share and we're clowning again, but for what? Who can be sure? Amber shares the wholesome story of how she keeps her dead dad from haunting her and her future descendants; and Tori shares her recent IRS trauma that sounds like a bad sitcom plot. Get ready for some eye-rolls as we reveal our most ridiculous turn-offs and wonder how we ever dated anyone at all when we share our list of icks. In lieu of a story this week, we share some of our favorite AITA posts we've recently stumbled upon. For Who's the Better Friend we take wild guesses at each other's dream alternative careers. Who do you think will be the better friend?

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In part B, we kick things off with our “Do You Remember” list, packed with childhood throwbacks like floppy disks and Disney Channel original movies 📼✨. Then, it’s story time, and we’re spilling all the tea from our night at the Sabrina Carpenter concert—yes, we got *very* glittery, stayed out way too late, but honestly, the best part? Hyping up all the other gals and getting showered with love right back. 💖 Girlhood at its finest! 🎀 We wrap things up with a showdown over our favorite Halloween movies. 🎃 Who’s the better friend? We’ll let you decide.

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Chaos reigns in this week's episode of Out of Touch, as Tori takes matters (and scissors) into her own hands with an impromptu bang trim before the Sabrina Carptener concert ✂️. We’re still deep in clown mode for Rep (Taylor’s Version) —someone please save us from ourselves! 🤡 Also, shoutout to those brave souls filming entire concerts—you’re doing the most, but we have questions? 🎥 Meanwhile, Amber and Birdie are launching a Throne of Glass book club, an 8-book commitment that feels more like a marathon than a hobby. 🏃‍♀️📚 Will they make it to the finish line or get lost somewhere in Book 4? Tune in to find out...

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Last week we left you all hanging, but this week we’re back from hurricane hibernation with a two-parter! We take a detour into the bizarre new portrayal of Falcor from "The NeverEnding Story." Seriously, what happened to our childhood hero? And who thought a giant luck dragon needed a glow-up?

Get ready for some karma clowning! We tackle the oh-so-romantic topic of shared bank accounts. Is it a partnership or a recipe for disaster? Tori spills the tea on her latest Tinder adventures—trust us, you won't want to miss her dating profile screenshots section, and her tale of a recent "break up?" Don’t forget to listen to for Part 2, which will be out immediately the same day, where we keep the laughs rolling and tackle a list of things our ex's did to us.

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In part 2 of It Could Be Worse, we kick off our funny texts segment with Amber’s phone staging a mutiny and kicking her out of her work group chat mid-sentence. Now all her coworkers think she rage-quit after asking for help—perfect. 🫠  

In our consumption corner, we break down Love is Blind, The Circle, Big Brother, and Yellowjackets—because who needs real-life drama when reality TV delivers it better? 📺  

Then, in our curated list, we relive the most ridiculous things our exes ever pulled. Spoiler: If stupidity were a sport, they’d all have gold medals. 🏅

And finally, in who’s the better friend?, we try to guess each other’s top 3 appetizers. Will our friendship survive the betrayal of an unranked mozzarella stick? Tune in to find out. 🥨

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Hold onto your hats because this week’s episode is a rollercoaster! We couldn't have an episode this week without mentioning Moo Deng. We also go over Tori’s latest dating app adventures.

We unpack all the drama from Big Brother, including Zingbot’s latest zingers and the death of Jankie (RIP, you glorious mess). Our list this week is things that make us mad and happy at the same time. We’ll share some of the most note-worthy missed connections and AITA stories and in our “Who’s the Better Friend?” segment, we guess each other's favorite apps.

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In Episode 32, Tori and Amber kick things off with their biggest dilemma of the week: choosing the perfect outfits for the Sabrina Carpenter concert—because obviously, fashion crises take top priority. The word of the week is "toiling," though we're still not entirely sure if we're using it right. As for media consumption, it’s all about *Big Brother*, but only seasons 1, 2, and 26—because skipping a couple of decades makes it more interesting, right? This week’s curated list? Backhanded compliments that hit harder than they should. And in a rare moment of vulnerability, Amber opens up about becoming a mom at 19 and how she managed to out-troll the internet trolls. Finally, in "Who's a Better Friend," we compare favorite TV and movie genres—because what better way to test a friendship than arguing over Netflix preferences?

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This week Tori and Amber are keeping it real and unfiltered as they delve into the latest chapter of Tori's dating app escapades, and tune in as they dissect the crucial issue of razor storage in grocery stores (yes, it’s a thing). Revisit clowning and frowning once again for Reputation (Taylor’s Version). And for Storytime this week here the tale of the time Tori decided to surprise her dad with a pot brownie (according to him). 

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