Outrage Factory

What made the internet angry this week?

Some people may find this shocking, but we are not professional athletes. Dale finds out what a TERF is and he is NOT pleased. Are people getting gender changes to be more successful at sports? One host thinks so! Get your prostate checked! Why we don't see doctors. Justin Trudeau loves oil, but hates plastic. Dale gives a riveting play-by-play of the Transmountain Pipeline saga. Single-use plastics are banned, the environment is saved, hooray! Why Australia sucks, reason #1,000,072. Pants and sandals are the true mark of the beast. All this and more, please listen to our podcast.

What made the internet angry this week?

Derek took an entire week to upload an episode again! More British accents than you can shake a deep-fried Mars bar at! If you could go back in time and stab a Baby Trump balloon, would you do it? One woman would, with hilarious results! YouTube, Facebook, and Twitter care deeply about free speech, as long as it makes them money! A modest proposal for the modern age. Nature is amazing, and gross, and too real for some people, apparently. Is a seal a meal for a whale? RIP civility in politics, you had a good run. All this and more, a week late and a dollar short, it's a not particularly timely podcast!

What made the internet angry this week?

Adults don't know shit, and that's okay! Trump is almost definitely getting reelected, which is bad for humanity but great for this podcast! The lamest near-death experience you could possibly imagine! Is puking funny? Jon Voigt is pro-Trump, and this somehow surprises people! Dating people with the same name as your relatives! Derek and Dale are going gay for each other (and ratings.) Masturbating at work okay, but masturbating repeatedly and loudly is not, because this country is ruled by FASCISTS. How to avoid pooping next to people you have to work with. We all need a little bit of shame. 'Nature' is the latest victim of the selfie culture wars. External validation from internet strangers will only ever leave you feeling empty. Canada is getting a bunch of free garbage from the Philippines! All this and more, on a super-duper special episode of the world's least popular podcast.

What made the internet angry this week?

The TV show you really like is over, and people have OPINIONS! The internet is 30 years old and we still haven't figured out that online petitions are useless. Robert Pattinson? More like Robert BATtinson, am I right? The Republican Party, a political organization that historically hasn't liked women very much, REALLY doesn't like women, and they're passing some pretty terrifying anti-choice laws to prove it! Donate money to pro-choice organizations and get some baller Outrage Factory stickers. Snapchat's gender-swap filters are upsetting people who invested time, money, and their bodies in getting legitimate gender swaps. If you have sex with yourself, is that incest? Instagram influencers are back on their bullshit. A small city in the B.C. interior is not the progressive oasis we once thought. All that and more on the hardest-hitting podcast you're currently about to listen to!

What made the internet angry this week?

SPORTS. Mother's Day. The best species of monkey to eat. 'Dog moms' are neither dogs nor moms, discuss. A southern US state has a surprisingly restrictive approach to abortion! Listen as two idiots with zero understanding of how reproductive organs work discuss how reproductive organs work for twenty minutes. We try (and fail) to understand the YouTube makeup vlogger drama taking the internet by storm. Say a prayer for the poor internet entertainers only making $14,000 a day. A tragic situation compounded by people being judgmental assholes on the internet. A surprisingly sincere look at how we've lost our empathy. All this and more on a podcast episode that is absolutely not mom-approved.

What made the internet angry this week?

Joe Rogan: dumb guy's smart guy, or smart guy's dumb guy? Sports Illustrated finds a way to make objectifying women woke, because it's 2019. Can women choose the instruments of their own oppression? Stop indoctrinating kids into religion. We're all going to die from cordyceps. Chinese scientists are intent on making Planet of the Apes a reality. If you give a monkey a human brain, does it become a human? The Chimp of Theseus. Robot Jox is the greatest story ever told. All this and more on an extra-rambly, week-late version of a podcast that you're probably listening to!

What made the internet angry this week?

Church rules. The objective value of a human life. A brief history of Jesus. Dunking on the dead. The best fast food sandwiches are fish sandwiches. Potheads are still the world's most obnoxious drug addicts, and 4/20 proves it. Bob Marley should be a saint. We inadvertently shame people who take medication. Actual knowledge we absorbed from other podcasts. World War III is going to start over 50 shipping containers full of garbage. The Duggar family renames deviled eggs and it's the most offensive thing they've ever done. Dale and Derek have differing opinions on how doomed the planet is. Being uncomfortably cold is better than being uncomfortably hot. All that and more, I Can't Believe It's Not a Podcast.

What made the internet angry this week?

You can now get fired for liking tweets. Idealistic college students are RUINING AMERICA. Not traumatized enough? You can now inherit it through your genes. Satan scores one against the Notre Dame cathedral. Dale and Derek have STRONG OPINIONS about The Lion King remake. The best Disney movie ever made. Cassowaries are fucking terrifying and I cannot understand why anyone would keep one as a pet. Fuck Australia. We finally settle cats vs. dogs, and it's not even close. We get our first photo of a black hole and it's somehow a woman's fault. The opposite of Dale is Nigel Crane. Hobbit fetishes. All that and more, on the podcast you're currently listening to!

What made the internet angry this week?

Every good idea in the universe is taken. Mindfulness: not just hokey hippie bullshit anymore! April Fool's Day has lost all meaning. Fake pregnancy announcements are offensive to people who want real pregnancy announcements. A dozen ways to cook hot dogs. The Japanese have perfected the game show. This week in 'Who Gives A Shit?', this Twitter denizen cares ENTIRELY too much about free tampons for high schoolers. We mansplain proper tampon use. Windmill turbines: good for the climate, bad for your health! Instagram has claimed another 3 victims, may they rest in peace. Science confirms: listening to an entire episode of our podcast won't make you any dumber! All that and more! Podcast!

What made the internet angry this week?

Note to space agencies: if you're advertising an 'all-female spacewalk', you better be ready to put the spacesuits where your mouth is. More casual sexism than you can shake a stick at. Dale and Derek are now experts in the following categories: astronomy, biology, female anatomy, science in general, being handsome and charming. Ladies' tees are problematic! Space menstruation: how does it work? How one whale lost its life with one weird trick (eating 88 lbs of garbage). How one dumb sea turtle ruined drinking for EVERYONE. Jordan Peele is allowed to not cast white people. Hiking etiquette, Instagram models, upcoming podcast guest spots, and a weirdly introspective tangent about the stigma around male vulnerability. All that and more! Hey, look, a podcast!