#What made the internet angry this week?

A brief history of men knowing absolutely fucking nothing about flirting with women. Dale discovers The Mandela Effect and it's melting his mind. The Oscars happened, and they were relatively free of controversy and therefore boring as hell. Even as a 61 year old in the 1970s, John Wayne had some pretty shitty views, but people are morons for getting mad about it now. Democracy is broken and we're all too dumb to fix it. The most confusing thing about Jussie Smollett is how to pronounce his name, but why he would totally invent a hate crime is a close second. We plan the perfect crime and land on our next business idea. Lastly, menstrual equality is an important cause with a name that will make 12 year old dudes giggle. All this and more on your favorite dumb podcast!

#What made the internet angry this week?

Derek made it out of China, where they REALLY like white kids, without getting detained in a Canadian internment camp. Measles are on trend in Vancouver. The Aziz Ansari comeback tour is moderately more successful than Louis CK's, and we have a review. Swastika pizzas. Dale and Derek share tips for how to avoid your own #MeToo charge, and it's easier than you'd think. Hey, remember 50 Cent? A Brooklyn police commander wants him dead! People got pretty upset about an Amber Alert, which seems like a perfectly reasonable response to an abducted child. All this and more, on a very special surprise second birthday episode of your favorite podcast!

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What made the internet angry this week?

#What made the internet angry this week?

The internet wasn't angry about enough stuff so we spend the first ten minutes of the episode making dumb small talk. Autonomous cars don't kill as many people as you might assume. Derek gets heated about Trump's inability to get a suit tailored. An elected official gets outed for being an insensitive piece of shit, but it's not the one you might think. When is blackface okay? We share the origin story of the legendary Boruiter clan. Columbia House deserved to go bankrupt. Poo transplants are an apparently necessary thing! Someone got kicked off of a plane for body odor for quite possibly the first and only time in history. All this and more, on a very stupid edition of the world's dumbest podcast!

#What made the internet angry this week?

Dale spends twenty minutes explaining his literary masterpiece. Saying that men should be less shitty is apparently a really controversial statement to make, as we found out with the #GilletteAd backlash. We also discuss peeing on people, Dale's gout, Trump's fast food photo op and pandering to the poors, competitive eating, shrimp forks, MAGA hats, poor people breeding, slut shaming, sex vs Pokemon, how children impact mobility, and more. You aren't going to hear this shit on NPR!

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#What made the internet angry this week?

YouTube entertainers are shitty, awful people. Warning: being woke and inclusive may result in egregiously long acronyms. Going gay for a limited time: woke, broke, or bespoke? Kinder eggs are trying to make us all racist. Facebook's nudity algorithm hates women and dolls, exclusively! Dale and Derek give a lesson in genitals. People are irritated by the latest Facebook 'challenge'! Darkest timeline Derek Bolen is wrecking awesome podcast host Derek Bolen's online brand. All this and more, on your favorite dumb podcast!

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#What made the internet angry this year?

Congratulations! You survived the angriest year in the history of the planet! Give yourself a hearty pat on the back, then get back to being pissed off about shit that doesn't matter! Dale and Derek cover their top 3 outrage-inducing stories of the year, compare New Year's resolutions, the world's fattest otter, Louis C.K. is back in the news AGAIN for bad reasons AGAIN, and less off-topic rambling than normal. Thanks for spending another year listening to the world's greatest, dumbest podcast!

#What made the internet angry this week?

PETA is in the news for humiliating themselves again. Derek fondly remembers a seagull murder. We discuss what it takes to be a successful parent. People have awfully strong opinions about a song they hear three to four times a year as ambient music in department stores. We eat spotted dick, and this time it's the food! Teflon is making your genitals smaller. We settle the eternal debate: is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Carly Rae Jepsen is a pop goddess. All this and more on a special holiday edition of the world's dumbest podcast.

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#What made the internet angry this week?

Hey, it's the episode number that is also a sex act! Speaking of sex acts, the most pretentious man alive has been #MeTooed! Speaking of #MeToo, a bizarrely popular Christmas song about date rape has been removed from the radio! Speaking of bizarrely popular, ordering kiosks at McDonalds are covered with feces! Speaking of feces, a bunch of kids in Hawaii were 'accidentally' fed Pine-Sol instead of apple juice! Speaking of all of that, it's time to get FIRED UP for your favorite dumb podcast!

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