Outrage Factory

What made the internet angry this week?

A sixteen year old Swedish girl has become public enemy number one for the right, and not for the reasons you might think, you weird pervert! Climate responsibility tips from the experts, explained by two dudes who understand nothing. Dale is amped on a climate protest for possibly the first time ever. We eat canned Beanie Weenies and Easy Cheese, for 20 minutes, into a microphone, for SCIENCE! A tone-deaf wedding photographer does something stupid, and then doubles down on doing something stupid with metaphors from that TV show that everyone likes. Scotch pods are jello shots for rich idiots. All this and more!

What made the internet angry this week?

Justin Trudeau did something dumb a number of years ago, and an inordinate number of people are rushing to defend him! Politics are godawful and we want no part of them anymore, which is probably good news for this podcast. Americans are not particularly fond of Canadians! A comedian is CENSORED by AN EXTREMELY POPULAR AND REVERED LATE NIGHT WEEKLY COMEDY INSTITUTION for saying RACIST AND SEXIST THINGS. THANKS, LIBERALS. Evolve.

What made the internet angry this week?

Ladies and gentlemen, we've officially produced 100 too many episodes of this podcast, but thanks for sticking with us. We revisit some of our favorite moments, get woke, and profess our eternal love for each other in this jam-packed 100 MINUTE LONG EPISODE. Also: Andy Ngo deserved to get his ass kicked, twin flames vs soulmates, the things you were mad about: where are they now? Thanks for joining us on this wild ride, we love you!

What made the internet angry this week?

Errant sneezes! Human trafficking: more serious than you might think, and you probably already think it's pretty serious! Notorious mass murderer Hillary and/or Bill Clinton is at it again! We'd make the world's worst muggers! Derek's a gun guy now! We learn things about Greenland! Libertarianism: great in theory, stupid bullshit in principle! Climate change is OFFICIALLY a partisan political issue instead of a universally accepted scientific fact! It's almost Canadian Election Szn, the least interesting federal election on the planet! Kids are awful little shitheads. All this and more on an almost milestone episode of your favorite dumb podcast!

What made the internet angry this week?

In the wake of an uncharacteristically shooty week for the U.S. (that's irony, folks!), we take a look at some bonkers stats that prove how batshit crazy the U.S. gun violence epidemic really is. Also: it's hot, and we don't have shirts on, so you're lucky this is just a podcast! Also: what's a bigger scourge to the U.S. right now: guns, or feral hogs? YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED BY THE ANSWER, BUT YOU MIGHT NOT? Also: two girls wanted big asses so badly, they sacrificed their kidneys to get them! Also: rich people hate socialism, until they can game it in their favor! Also: dating is garbage and if you're single now you'll probably be alone forever! Also: Derek does a really great Seth Rogen impersonation! Also: a bangin' 98 Degrees soundtrack! Also: listen to this podcast!

What made the internet angry this week?

Derek's back! Dale is old as FUCK! Beef with inaccurate time-travel movies. Teleportation problems. Everyone has imposter syndrome except you, you fucking fraud. Listen to Club Soda Club! Wanna see Dale and I french kiss? Hit up our Patreon. Who is the most successful Saved By The Bell alumnus? Mario Lopez has opinions about gender fluidity in children, LOOK OUT! Overwoke parents. Dale's preoccupation with gut flora continues. Libraries are amazing. The Vancouver Pride Society thinks their parade is VERY IMPORTANT—so much that they're willing to try and use it to bully two publicly-funded institutions into changing their policies. Everyone is the hero in their own culture war story. Officially over politics. The scourge of a messy tupperware drawer. All this and more, on probably our rantiest podcast ever!

What made the internet angry this week?

Kynan Foster joins Dale this week because Derek is out living his best life and we should all be bitter about it.

More outrage aimed at a live action movie adaption, this time it's cats and Dale is the angry one. Dale stumbles through explaining 'uncanny valley' to Kynan and how it's causing the new Cats trailer to creep you out.

Jason Momoa's still clearly visible 8 pack isn't good enough. Look the guy is still ripped to shit and his "fat" summer body still makes Dale feel body shamed because he just wants to be hot too.

Horses can't run without dying. The Calgary Stampede's Chuckwagon races had more horse fatalities this year and not surprisingly people are pissed.

Storm Area 51 could work! I mean, have you ever been Naruto Running lately? Totally faster than bullets.

What made the Internet angry this week?

A riveting tale of how two white guys in the suburbs spend their weekends. Will Smith's worst movies, ranked. Disney gets woke. What's the proper race for a mermaid? At least one of us doesn't know how foreskin works. Stop amplifying the hashtags of the things you don't agree with. People are disproportionately upset over a deleted Toy Story 2 outtake. Everything wrong with the United States, in one lengthy rant. A new front opens in the Starbucks vs Cops War. All this, and foreskin, on your favorite dumb podcast!

What made the internet angry this week?

When you're too woke for Canada Day! Camping is for drunks and children. Global warming is...good? The Dalai Lama is in shit for saying his successor should be attractive. We learn about Winnie-the-Poohing. An unintended consequence of weed legalization: dogs are getting high...from...human feces. People in the sober community are mad that sobriety is popular! (Also check out Derek's new sobriety podcast, Club Soda Club, dropping on July 4th). We learn where the phrase 'dark horse' comes from, and it's more boring than you'd expect! The punchline of the Canadian Football League, which is itself the punchline of professional sports, has a new mascot that looks like it escaped from a furry convention. The guys who chose a profession based solely on the fact they get to keep Mexicans out of the country are racist, and we are shocked as hell. Happy podcast day!

What made the internet angry this week?

Derek has a new podcast, and it's way better than this one! We have VERY different ideas about what 'sexual experimentation' means. The NHL Draft came to Vancouver, and 'people' (sports journalists) were really mad that we don't have ridesharing. Uber and Lyft suck ass, and you're awful for supporting them. Instagram influencers are back on their bullshit. An unintended side effect of our phone addictions is WE ARE LITERALLY GROWING HORNS OUT OF THE BACK OF OUR SKULLS. All this, and more, on what is now your second-favorite podcast featuring Derek Bolen.