Death must come to us all, but fear not, as Andy is hear to guide you through it, and asks - "how much to kill someone?" 

We live in a world besotted with celebrity, so this week Andy looks at fame and tries to understand what it’s all about. He doesn’t get very far.

There are many books about the challenges of parenthood. Ignore them all. Here, on the Lighthouse, Andy lays down what you REALLY need to know to get through the first few years of a child's life. It's not about doing it right... it's about doing it easy :) 

Nature is a marvel. Nature is cruel. Nature is a bitch. So join Andy as he breaks down just how big a wanker a goose is, the difference between cats and dogs, and we visit the Antarctic to meet a troubled, yet fashionable, penguin. 

Nature is a marvel. Nature is cruel. Nature is a bitch. So join Andy as he breaks down just how big a wanker a goose is, the difference between cats and dogs, and we visit the Antarctic to meet a troubled, yet fashionable, penguin. 

It's the day of the royal wedding, and Andy is trying to care, so rustles up some light chat about Prince, dog mess, class, and culture.