#704 Best thing about it was that red gown.

#703 I know it's two weeks late - I had to think about it.

#702 Plant geraniums in Texas, or any other dumb thing you want to do.

#701 Yea!

#700 Even a Great Pyranees got this joke.

# 699 April Fools! That wallpaper's really funny, too. Just saying what we are all thinking.

#698 How could someone forget punching the Priest in the nose during his Baptism?

#697 It's a Cavapoo, not a Cockapoo - I was close.

#696 Here's some old-lady advice - keep in touch with your inner girlfriend.

#695 She is wearing a dress made of receipts from her husband's affair with another woman. What a girl!