I thought Bob was in the witness protection program - boy was I wrong.

After this past week, I hate snow.

Everything that could go wrong, did go wrong.

I've been having the worst dreams. I found a way to change all of that and get back to flying.

I can't believe it happened. Another cliché. 

World festivals, great and small. Gotta put something on your calendar.

Our perfect trip to Weatherford.

Look in the mirror before you go to the doctor's office. Looking like an old alcoholic only makes it worse.

This is a primer - we are going to get out of here and we gotta get ready. Very drastic - you might have to shave your legs.

I think this is the first stage of insanity ... but still an intriguing question.