The blue-haired trolls are giving it 5 stars because Michelle Pfeiffer plays a 65-year-old the way it should be played.

I went shopping for the first time, and I could not read anyone's emotions - I was lost.

This baby has been here only one day and she is part of the best story I have ever heard.

The highly-anticipated April edition is here. Of course it's late- that's the only way I can get you to highly-anticipate it,

The hardest day of the year for me ... I miss him.

This is about the magical time my struggling middle-schooler became a less-struggling middle-schooler.

It's springtime and time to re-tell the bodice ripper story of the ages (no bodice is actually ripped in this story or muscular in any way).

Forget Sigmund Freud. My marriage counseling skills are so quick, your head will spin.

Three restaurants that treated me like gold (good tables) are gone. I want to create a website that will support restaurants that support us. Send me your list of good restaurants to [email protected] 

This is the funniest joke you have ever heard - and you can tell anybody.

I tell the tragic story of my Great Uncle Bill (the Bard) O'Rourke on St. Patrick's Day