At 65, I have to admit it. Mother Teresa and Gisele Bundchen have me beat. They win.

Forget loading, try unloading. Try New Year's resignations. Nothing's getting better. Your family will thank you.

One of the most amazing things that ever happened to me.

I give it 5 trolls. I have no idea what the critics are upset about, it's about cats - they have whiskers and fur. What did they expect? Dolphins? Maybe they thought they were reviewing "Star Wars"

Hope these jokes "tide" you over.

No trolls were willing to die for this one. One troll was willing to have hip surgery for Danny DeVito.

I want to start a campaign. Forget aging gracefully - it's too hard. Let's just age disgracefully and have a good time.

I give it one troll for the casting director, and I will explain why.

Scandal at Sugar Maples. I became my father's only friend. Here's what happened

This is a great American hero story. I loved every single thing about it. I give it four Blue Trolls - I would have liked to have learned more about his family.