Honestly I think females lie about sexual harassment because they want to get a check that’s a no brainer and did I mention my best friend and got an iPhone today let’s see how that goes

It’s not the time to be inviting your mom and her best friend for lunch wrong idea Bucko dodged a big bullet there.but when you randomly reminisce about the date you had with the girl that had herpes it’s crazy to think that I almost caught something lol

When you and your friends are talking about your first experience with a black female some say they come build ready to fuck others say is that southern love but whatever it is they come ready.

When your neighbors are accusing you of stealing sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands if that means threatening his life and kicking in his front door and making your family members and your neighbors accessories after the fact then so be it that’s life baby.

Sometimes your own stupidity and decisions will land you in the ER that’s what happen when I was taking a shower and I ended up cutting my hand but at least you get to drink every day because you’re in quarantine.

When you start counting how many times your neighbors fuck you’ve been in the house too long especially when you’re washing your clothes three times a week And mrs. ling ling is getting tired of seeing you at her wash house.

So I decided to prank call the HR office where I work at because I was Board and high at home Putting my job at risk just to make you laugh Now that’s a true American enjoy

Sometimes you have to let people know how you really feel So letting them know you fart expensive foods so be it if they want to hate you give them something to talk about at the breakfast table.

Don’t ever be ashamed Of yourself because I don’t care what you look like as long as that pussy is available for me best believe I’ll treat you like a queen And I’ll buy you a new week

So if you decide to be a criminal but get old And expect Those that you have robbed to help you please don’t hold your breath because they can’t wait to piss on your grave .