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This episode starts with a genuinely cursed dilemma: live the rest of your life as small as a Barbie doll, or move your eyes to the back of your head. From there, it spirals into creepy dream stories, black-eyed zombie friends, weird symbolism, and the practical question nobody asked for: how do you function if your partner has to carry you around in his pocket?
This episode begins with a simple question that gets chaotic very fast: would you rather iron every piece of fabric you touch each morning, or be followed around all day by a sarcastic parrot repeating everything you say? From steamers and wrinkle tests to Copilot roasts and murderous parrot loopholes, this one spirals beautifully.
This episode starts with a brutal choice: sleep in a 30-degree room every night for a year, or never hear any music at all for a year. Naturally, the conversation spirals into blankets, silk pillowcases, pregnancy pillows, sleeping on top of your partner, weirdly cold lower backs, and whether podcasts can emotionally replace music.
This episode turns social awkwardness into a full-time lifestyle: would you rather never leave a place until someone literally asks you to go, or pay your worst enemy one euro every single time you smile? It quickly spirals into train horror stories, overstaying at people’s homes, awkward café exits, and the terrifying realization that smiling is way too expensive.
This episode starts with a truly unhinged dilemma: every blink swaps you into a random person’s body, while every hiccup gives you a brand-new hairstyle. Naturally, this spirals into baldness, dreadlocks, Billie Eilish hair, eye surgery logic, celebrity beauty talk, and the realization that hiccups might actually be the safer lifestyle choice.
This episode goes from “raw potatoes are apparently a thing” to full survival mode: would you rather spend a year living on a boat in the open ocean without docking, or give up all cooked and processed food for a year? There’s seasickness, raw salmon logic, cruise ship trauma, and a very important question about whether anyone would willingly live on water for 365 days.
What’s worse: being the most hated person on the planet… or randomly yelling at strangers for 10 minutes a week?
This episode escalates quickly from “eh, not so bad” to full chaos, moral dilemmas, and accidental therapy sessions.
Also: we somehow end up discussing internet hate, yelling at grandmas, and why people leave toxic comments.
For once, nobody is being punished. This episode asks a suspiciously good question: would you rather live on sunlight and water like a plant, or compress eight hours of sleep into 15 minutes? Naturally, this turns into a debate about food dependency, doomscrolling in bed, Instagram addiction, app notifications, organized phones, and whether books are ever going to beat social media.
A rare win-win dilemma, followed by complete chaos.
This episode starts with a brutal choice: let AI replace your entire job, or live with a permanent massive crush on one of your coworkers. Naturally, it turns into a conversation about opening a coffee shop, awkward office friendships, concept stores, creepy coffee shop misunderstandings, and why having a work crush sounds much less fun when you already have a partner.
A totally normal and professional workplace discussion.
This episode starts with a cruel choice: solve a difficult puzzle every time before using the toilet, or live on the 10th floor forever with no elevator. Naturally, it spirals into emergency bathroom stories, stair-stepper trauma, forgotten toilet seats, sleepy kids, and the suspiciously long amount of time men spend in the bathroom “doing nothing.”
A very uplifting conversation, obviously.
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A weekly ‘Would You Rather’ podcast where two overthinking friends spiral into chaos, argue lovingly, go wildly off-topic, and still somehow have to choose.