I've been gone so long, I don't even know where to start!

This episode I talk about my calf strains. Gastrocnemius strain is the one I have. Here is the link to that info:

https://runnersconnect.net/calf-strain-running-injury/#:~:text=A%20calf%20strain%20can%20consist,back%20of%20your%20lower%20leg.

Like WWE, I'm trying to go PG! I'm out here not affording to not be PG! I also chat about the interesting Youtube project called Unus Annus...is that something you'd like to hear more about? 

Daft Punk pulls called er a day...er a couple decades on us this week, and it's got me reminiscing on all the times they made me cry. Are they really gunna leave us like this? They really had to pick this year? In their honour I attempt to beat box Da Funk, hello Canadian Idol: this is my audition tape!

Who's out there has their own homemade Jackass videos? My childhood best friend and I were in LOVE with cKy and Jackass, we made so many home videos being idiots around town...but in this episode, I chat about what's going on with Bam and the upcoming Jackass movie. Will you be boycotting Jackass when it comes out? Anyone remember "your pretty face is going to hell"?

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IT WAS ALIENS!!!!! 

Are we living in a Michael Bay flick?

Warning, on this episode I tried out a new microphone and it is a bit louder than usual. I promise next time I'll try to unwrap my lips from it.

Today I'm investigating the claim made by retired brigadier general in the Israel Defense Forces(IDF) and former director of space programs for the Israel Ministry of Defense: Haim Eshed that Aliens not only exist, but we have known about it for a long time and Trump is the ultimate in the know...you know, like Gretchen Wieners....he keeps all the secrets in that toupee of his and it's all bout to fall out.

I also chat about how offended I am that I am not included in the Galactic Federation, that they are experimenting on us sans my consent, and that their research is confounded and unethical. YEAH. Take that Aliens, we didn't just sit here eating all the animals, making all the weapons...some of us did a bit of learning too!!!

Also this week on Chelsea has no clue how to pronounce things, I pronounce NASA like NASSAU....trip to the Bahamas anyone? Pandemic/virtual trip of course;)

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In this episode, I'm happy to be back! I begin with a little life update and then get to the goods. I initially wanted to do an episode about something completely different and ended up not getting to talk about it so I guess I have to rush record another episode.

I go over some local news in my area to remind everyone that there are no positives aspects or outcomes of residential schools...like that even needs to be said in 2020. That is a case of "toxic positivity". Not everything in the world needs a positive spin. It needs to be real!

An important question I posit to the listeners is WHAT DO I GET MY NEIGHBOUR FOR CHRISTMAS???? I go into a story about how my neighbor has my back and now I want to get her something nice for the Holidays. Comment or email me if you have the perfect gift idea.

HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR THE NEXT EPISODE (heyyyyyayayay)...

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This episode is an upload of a previous podcast I attempted with my partner called Getting' Weird With it.

THE GREAT BERRY FIASCO!! Davis gives a full breakdown of the ultimate question: what constitutes a berry?

The shoplifting story: Davis tells the story about how his toxic masculinity and general rage helped him stop a candy robbery at the gas station.

Dear Japan, do you need a discounted version of The Boss from Terrace House who is the CEO of a company that quits jobs for people, so they don’t have to? We have an offer for you!! Also, does anyone watch Terrace House? We need to talk more about that and more people need to get on board with it!! We also offer some common sense cleanliness tips and discuss how Davis is angered by TOILET PLUME.

I drag up the College Scandal…old news but humorous now, will we ever forgive Aunt Becky?

Numbers 15-40 and we tally up just how London I am.

I also chat about scripting your podcast and how it is seen to be GAUCHE (also I just wanted to write the word "GAUCHE".  Apparently free-style podcasting is where's it's at for the solo podcaster?

I conduct the most important experiment of my career…Which chocolate bar is the superior chocolate bar out of Smarties, Coffee Crisp, Aero,  and KitKat. Also, I’m really annoyed with how I annunciate coffee CrisP, kiT kaT. I could slap myself over that. I don’t blame you if you shut this episode down then and there!

#smartiesaretrash

I say canoe then kayak. FM it was a kayak (I'm just here to point out my flaws people!)

In the end this entire thing makes me question my existence…who am I?

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