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Personally, I find these phrases to be really rude. Depending on who I’m talking too/the situation I can have a sense humor about the last one.

Toxicity exists in most work environments, and the Hospitality Industry is no stranger on that list-

A solid owner will have input, but won’t be on site like that

☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽 a solid owner also respects their co-workers and lets them do their jobs.

You can’t just flat out tell guests the kitchen is a fuck off, so you have to do your best to improvise and diffuse potential situations. Which is fucking nonsense 😑.

Unless it’s absolutely necessary to act on something (co worker was unnecessarily rude, and I’m talkin’ REALLY rude, they put their hands on you, etc…) don’t get caught up in any soap operas: don’t worry about who’s always late, complaining, or half-assing. Only worry about you, and what you need to do.

Unless you start your own business there’s going to be something everywhere you go, but when the cons start out-weighing the pros it’s time to move on. Unless you get off on the drama. In which case go for what you know 🤷🏽‍♀️.

It was definitely a wild ride, but I made it and the process taught me a lot. Totally cliché, but facts: never say never, you ARE tougher than you think, and any great thing worth having will not come easy, but can definitely be done. You got this… Never forget that.

Happy Birthday, Ashley! 🎉🖤🪬🎉🎉

Also, I have done my research, and Oreos are no longer the animal filled thing they once were ☺️… so they say 🤨.

And the lord said “there will be no vagina for the slack-jawed mook who is weirded out by a woman’s body. Period.”

Spontaneity in a relationship is meant to heighten excitement. Breaking out of routines, and giving that spark a good jolt from time to time!

There’s hair.. Braid it. Trim it. Either way, deal with it.

They need a hug and a sugar cookie.

Don’t get mad. Work on you, and getting to know someone.

Did I mention don’t get mad???

I swear I’m not a horrible person..

Birds are jerks.