Just take a breath… And keep it movin’.

What? I just… What??!

Break ups aren’t fun, but you’ll bounce back. Promise.

Let's all hope no one hurts themselves...

But seriously, life can really mess you up. If you have the means to see a therapist, GO. It gets easier. I promise.

I'm not a horrible person. I just really had to pee.

And I only steal souls the first Sunday of every month.

Keep Calm
And
Don't Ask Children if they were grown in pitri dishes...

NO clue why I kept getting honked at. I was sitting in a parked car. In a parking space...
That person was having a day too, it's fine.
Thanks so much for listening, guys 🖤🖤🖤.

Some folks really do have too much going on.

Hey all! Why "take 2"? Because the first one was complete trash, and you deserve better than that. Thank all of you so much for listening. Until next time: stay safe, be cool to one another, keep up the good fight, & catch ya'll back here real soon. Hope everyone had a great weekend!

Kids.. Am I right? Part 2 coming soon!

Don't be shit housed on a balcony...

Happy Saturday, ya'll 🖤🖤🖤.