Oz 9

In which

Leet is accosted by someone (or thing) and bunged into airlock 7,

Olivia gets tetchy about Leet's imminent demise,

There's an enormous amount of bickering, and

We discover the limits of that whole "two heads better than one" nonsense.

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Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. (and yes, you're going to see this exact message a lot because copy/paste, baby; we've got over 100 eps to clean up. *sigh*)

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In which

Leet reveals a certain fascination with some heavenly orbs...

More pods go squelchy...

We discover how the crews of the Oz fleet were assembled, and ...

The narrator reveals a Very Big Secret.

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Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set. https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

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Heave a sigh of relief: Leet’s symmetry has been restored. Might suggest you breathe through your mouth, though, as there’s a rapidly decomposing dead person in the corridor. Messing up Joe’s clean floors. Seriously, zombies are why we can’t have nice things.

Not clear on the Cumberbatch/penguin reference? https://youtu.be/9GHPNKUMf70?t=200

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Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry.

Our theme music and other incidental music was composed and performed by John Faley.

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Hey, speaking from the future here, but Oz 9 has a comic book! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com

Right. As you were.

Episode four in which Olivia gasses the crew, Leet's symmetry is imperiled, and the janitor and the AI debate the relative value of the tooth fairy.

Starring

Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Our theme music and other incidental music was composed and performed by John Faley.

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Have you ever thrown the last of your milkshake out the car window, only to have it splat on the windshield of the car behind you? OK, imagine doing that with liquified human remains, in space, where there are no windshield wipers. Or gas stations with handy squeegee things. What happens next? You might get a really irritated comms call from the next ship in line, who are, incidentally, also about to hit you.

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Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK and our cool pin set!! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com). Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

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Spaceship Engine – just noise.wav by Nexotron

Sci fi door by peepholecircus

Electric zap by JoelAudio

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Car handbrake sound by audible-edge: https://freesound.org/people/audible-edge/sounds/76804/

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Still smoking from the launch pad, our band of space explorers can't quite get a grip on this whole "survival" idea. So I wouldn't get too attached to them. 

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HEY! HI! If you enjoyed this episode (and yes, I know, you probably haven't heard it yet, hush), you'll be thrilled to know it's also a COMIC BOOK. Which you can BUY! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com

On an otherwise unexceptional Tuesday in 2142*, Gated Galaxies fired off 400 of its Oz 8000™ ships, each with 50,000 “resting guests” tucked into stasis pods, plus a skeleton crew of up to half-a-dozen total no-hopers.

It was a win-win for G2, as they’re known, as the Oz 8000 model was about to be declared “unfit for journeying to the nearest 7-Eleven, much less interstellar space” and recalled. G2 had a very large fleet of the 8000s, and a slight head start on the recall, as they’d paid off the head inspector to delay her report by promising the ships would be stripped and sold for parts. Instead, the ships were spit-shined, outfitted with some black market YugoPods™, and space aboard quietly sold to very very rich people on the promise that somewhere up there, screamingly wealthy and privileged lives away from the riff raff of Earth were to be had.

To their credit, there was a lot of screaming, so they had that right.

This is the story of one of those ships, the Oz 9, and the utterly futile attempts of its crew to fulfill its stated mission: to deliver the passengers safely to their new, terraformed planet. At its unstated (and unknown) mission – to make Gated Galaxies even richer by doing some sneaky, underhanded and occasionally homicidal things – it was a massive success.

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*Thanks, Space Cadet #420!

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