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Hot dog! What an episode. Super fun. You're gonna love it. We read "A Game of Thrones"! The first book in the series that became the TV show. We talk all kinds of shit, including gambling on Wall Street, Shaq, Catdog, and a buuuunch of crazy stories, including libelous ones!

A wikipedia deep dive on "Handmaid's Tale"! Turns out the book is similar to how life is right now! We learn a lot, we laugh a lot, we even have to edit out libelous statements about Denver comedians and former places of employment! 

Ben and CJ read "The Handmaid's Tale"! The book that became a TV show. Fun episode! We talk about Gillette, impressions are back, bigfoot porn (of course), and Ben tries to find some restaurants. 

The billionaires go on a learning expedition about As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner. What starts as a simple Wikipedia romp ends as an exploration of the self and religion. Great emotional episode. Some fun jokes too. This is a cozy episode best enjoyed by the fire, maybe with a little bit of DMT by your side.

CJ and Ben read "As I Lay Dying" by Avenged Sevenfold. Just kidding, it's by William Faulkner. William F*ckin Faulkner returns! It's also our 69th episode! Great fun and great emotions this episode. We've got goofs and we've got ethos. We talk about our new irrational confidence, Ernest melts Steel Beams, CJ announces he's running for president, and so much more! 

There's a lot go over on the post. Luckily the guys are here to do the homework on Wikipedia on Little Women. Grab your Sparknotes, kids

Ben and CJ read "Little Women" by Louisa May Alcott! A coming of age story, sort of. There's limes involved. We talk Bob Odenkirk should be in every movie, what it means to be "American passing", and Ben has stomach issues and eats a Tums.

The party after the party! In the hotel lobby! We talk about Ben Shapiro, Lord of the Rings, and how Fifty Shades allowed people to be kinkier

CJ and Ben are back to reading books starting on Page 69! After one heck of a nap! They slept through all of 2020! We return with "Fifty Shades Darker"- the sequel to Fifty Shades. We start in on a sex scene! We talk airports, sex for women, and then a talk about why Star Wars is bad! We're glad to be back and we hope you enjoy!

Wizzle wham wham waffle, it's the post show! Learn and laugh about the virgin suicides with Ben and CJ!