In this Episode, Shane & Pat review Escape From the Bronx, sequel to The Bronx Warriors, a movie we endured in Episode 2.2. Was this cinematic offering any better than the original? Surprise, the answer is no, but at least the leading man learned how to walk like a real boy.

This episode we look at The Black Cat, a/k/a The Third Mother, a/k/a Demons 6 de Profundis. As Shakespeare said, a movie by any other name will probably suck, and this movie is no exception. A steaming hot mess of Italian garbage, prepare to throw yourself in front of a moving train in order to avoid watching this mess.

Ninja Terminator is not so much a movie as a series of incoherent and unrelated sequences, most of which are pretty generic fight scenes. For a move called Ninja Terminator, it’s pretty short on ninjas and cybernetic killing machines from the future.

In this episode we examine Dracula vs Frankenstein, and I don’t mean the Supreme Court case. A shockingly bad marring of two of the greatest movie monsters of all time, chocked full of movie footage unrelated to what’s allegedly going on. Lon Chaney Jr.’s last movie, one can only assume he died of a combination of shame and cirrhosis of the liver.

Delving into 1973’s The Baby, a discombobulated tale of Münchausen Syndrome by Proxy. Slap your eye with a cactus instead of sitting through this one.

We delve into the Cult Classic 1990: The Bronx Warriors. But why?

An in depth look at Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century. Never heard of it? Don’t worry, no one else has either.

Just the intro and a bit of rambling