Paired Weapons Podcast

Lock Up Your Everything! Here Come The Orcs and Goblins!

Braving a massive thunderstorm Matt and Kev are joined by the Vale Renegade and savant of all things Green and Choppy - Rob Cousins - to discuss big things hitting other big things with even bigger things. The secrets of T9a's most lovable rogues are forthcoming in a tsunami of Orcs, Goblins and their (Big 'N Nasty)friends whilst the heavens crash and roil in the background - very thematic!

In other news Matt has to dig a drainage channel whilst podding and Kev tries on a bunch of new masks to find his best look.

Rumours of our demise are much exaggerated! After a weeks holiday from podding Matt and Kev are back with tales from the Celtic Cup Pool Stages brilliantly organised by James of Team Ireland and Fras of Team Scotland.

Kev makes minor changes to his BH list bringing in some centaurs for giggles and extra punch whilst Matt tries to reinvent The Empire with a wall of flaggies and inquisitors, no BSB and Dis 8 on the General.

Predictable results ensue but amusing tales abound, so join your favourite (or at least top 5) podders as they do battle with their Celtic Brethren. Also an Argentine.

Kev and Matt are joined by the other members of the mighty, mighty Team Scotland , Paul and Callum, to tell tall tales of our last round of the Social Distancing UB Tournament.

Will your hosts be the sad recipients of the wooden spoon? Can Kev keep the mino pain-train going? Can Matt, Paul and Callum keep up with the trail blazing Beast Herds? Find out in Episode 16.

In other news we discuss new lists post SD, Matt repeatedly mispronounces 'Porthos' as 'Pathos' - an unforgivable error that will cause his old English Language teacher to hunt him down like the worthless cur he is - and Callum bemoans the repointed UD helped by a 'couple' of ales.

Matt and Kev are joined from across the Pond by our first American guest and professional Risk Analyst, Nerocrossius, to discuss his innovative and revolutionary approach to the Empire. Breathing new life into list options that other just cast aside, the New Mexico Master Mind turns his focus upon, among others, the enigmatic Inquisitor and (Matt's favourites)the Flaggies. If you've ever wondered which units should be in your list, this might be the moment that changes everything...

In other news Kev decides to snipe Inquisitors on sight and Matt threatens to run 10k dressed as a Reiter.

The name's Henry... Henry P Miller...

That's right - we've only gone and talked the host of Ammertime onto the Paired Weapons Podcast! Kev and Matt are joined by T9a's most eligible bachelor and man-about-Ninth-Age to talk Highborn Elves, Moldovan Wine and the works of John Constable.

In other news, Kev offers to take Matt to a Heavy Metal Concert, Matt waxes lyrical about the Romantic Art Movement and much man love abounds!

With more spice than an burrito rammed with jalapenos Team Scotland go Mano a Mano vs the might of Moctezuma's Revenge from the sprawling metropolis of Mexico City.

Can Matt regain some momentum after the brick wall that was round 4? Can Kev keep the mino bus on the road for one more lap of the track? There's only one way to find out... buckle up and open your ear holes... we're heading South of the Border! Arriba!!!!

In other news Kev paints some bases and moans about them even though they look amazing and Matt picks a list guaranteed to win no games at all in the Celtic Cup, then hides behind a weak and feeble excuse.

'When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope...' Phil Connors - Groundhog Day

Riding high on the back of two wins in the last round of SD, Matt and Kev come crashing back to Earth courtesy of the Fine Gentlemen of 'Team No Dickheads'. But as Chekhov points out, all winters end with a glorious Spring!

In other news - Beware the UB Dice Betrayers!

Matt and Kev are treated to a fireside chat with the Ninth Age Gargant, Breakthrough Winner, former ETC Team England Stalwart, ESC Top Ten Finisher, Taekwondo Black Belt, Professional Research Physicist, All Round Great Guy And Provider of Tea - Dr Dan Thomas who once went 18 months without failing to podium. Dan shares his (powerful) insights into the new ID book as your host gasp in awe at the treasure trove that is revealed. Kev goes on a bicycle ride into the hills and Matt gets excited and references Hobbes' Leviathan to no real end.

Episode 10 - Hotter than a Kadim's Rage in Mid Summer and scorching off the press it's the new Infernal Dwarves book.

Matt and Kev stay up late to traipse through the Blasted Plain in search of the the new secrets of the Infernal Dwarves. Stopping frequently to marvel at the spectacles therein your hosts ruminate on the nature of the Big Hat Brigade, consider the world of possibilities that the book unleashes and make some wild predictions that will surely come to pass. Or maybe not. So, have a vassal levy pull up your favourite Chair of Authority and join us for the latest bombshell (cluster munitions?)to hit the T9asphere - it's Infernal Dwarves time!

Matt and Kev are now well and truly locked into the Social Distancing UB Tournament and there's no way to get off this roller coaster - it only ends one way and that's with VICTORY OR DEATH! In Round 3 Team Scotland pulls the mighty USA based team Little Giants - Matt panics and deploys terribly whilst Kev misplays a hill with hilarious consequences - but will it end their chances of glory? Or can they pull it back for the Bravehearts? Only one way to find out; jump onboard, buckle up and scream if you wanna go faster. It's going to be a bumpy ride...