Matt and Kev are joined from across the Pond by our first American guest and professional Risk Analyst, Nerocrossius, to discuss his innovative and revolutionary approach to the Empire. Breathing new life into list options that other just cast aside, the New Mexico Master Mind turns his focus upon, among others, the enigmatic Inquisitor and (Matt's favourites)the Flaggies. If you've ever wondered which units should be in your list, this might be the moment that changes everything...

In other news Kev decides to snipe Inquisitors on sight and Matt threatens to run 10k dressed as a Reiter.

The name's Henry... Henry P Miller...

That's right - we've only gone and talked the host of Ammertime onto the Paired Weapons Podcast! Kev and Matt are joined by T9a's most eligible bachelor and man-about-Ninth-Age to talk Highborn Elves, Moldovan Wine and the works of John Constable.

In other news, Kev offers to take Matt to a Heavy Metal Concert, Matt waxes lyrical about the Romantic Art Movement and much man love abounds!

With more spice than an burrito rammed with jalapenos Team Scotland go Mano a Mano vs the might of Moctezuma's Revenge from the sprawling metropolis of Mexico City.

Can Matt regain some momentum after the brick wall that was round 4? Can Kev keep the mino bus on the road for one more lap of the track? There's only one way to find out... buckle up and open your ear holes... we're heading South of the Border! Arriba!!!!

In other news Kev paints some bases and moans about them even though they look amazing and Matt picks a list guaranteed to win no games at all in the Celtic Cup, then hides behind a weak and feeble excuse.

'When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope...' Phil Connors - Groundhog Day

Riding high on the back of two wins in the last round of SD, Matt and Kev come crashing back to Earth courtesy of the Fine Gentlemen of 'Team No Dickheads'. But as Chekhov points out, all winters end with a glorious Spring!

In other news - Beware the UB Dice Betrayers!

Matt and Kev are treated to a fireside chat with the Ninth Age Gargant, Breakthrough Winner, former ETC Team England Stalwart, ESC Top Ten Finisher, Taekwondo Black Belt, Professional Research Physicist, All Round Great Guy And Provider of Tea - Dr Dan Thomas who once went 18 months without failing to podium. Dan shares his (powerful) insights into the new ID book as your host gasp in awe at the treasure trove that is revealed. Kev goes on a bicycle ride into the hills and Matt gets excited and references Hobbes' Leviathan to no real end.

Episode 10 - Hotter than a Kadim's Rage in Mid Summer and scorching off the press it's the new Infernal Dwarves book.

Matt and Kev stay up late to traipse through the Blasted Plain in search of the the new secrets of the Infernal Dwarves. Stopping frequently to marvel at the spectacles therein your hosts ruminate on the nature of the Big Hat Brigade, consider the world of possibilities that the book unleashes and make some wild predictions that will surely come to pass. Or maybe not. So, have a vassal levy pull up your favourite Chair of Authority and join us for the latest bombshell (cluster munitions?)to hit the T9asphere - it's Infernal Dwarves time!

Matt and Kev are now well and truly locked into the Social Distancing UB Tournament and there's no way to get off this roller coaster - it only ends one way and that's with VICTORY OR DEATH! In Round 3 Team Scotland pulls the mighty USA based team Little Giants - Matt panics and deploys terribly whilst Kev misplays a hill with hilarious consequences - but will it end their chances of glory? Or can they pull it back for the Bravehearts? Only one way to find out; jump onboard, buckle up and scream if you wanna go faster. It's going to be a bumpy ride...

Matt and Kev venture beyond the Veil! Most ably guided through those treacherous lands by Shaun Hughes of the Western Realms. Everything that you've ever wanted to know about DL in all it's (Blazing) Glory! Kev reveals his acting history and Matt gets all Game Of Thrones of us.

Kev and Matt, fresh from round 2 of the Social Distancing UB Tournament, report back with tales of woe and victory versus the mighty Team Yes. We find out why Kev's called Axel Viscous and a little bird fights a big bird which gets Matt's poetic juices flowing.

With the UB servers running read hot to keep up the unprecedented demand, Matt and Kev take on the world (with mixed results)and the Paired Weapons Podcast's honour is tested live on You Tube courtesy of PTG's very own Luck Sixes in a drunken match complete with heckling from the esteemed guests.