Pale in Comparison

Pale in Comparison

By Jenny & MaliaArtsBooks
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Pale in Comparison episodes

  • Ur-ine Trouble (Null 9.5 & 9.6) feat. Special Guest: Mom

    Jenny (she/her) and Mom (she/her) discuss Null 9.5 & 9.6. Blake battles Ur for his freedom and the chance to help his friends, only to realize they are separated by fate/Grandma Rose's shenanigans. Malia is very sick and hopes to be back next week to discuss these chapters yet again.

    Thanks, Joneleth, for daring us to do this. We hope y'all enjoy.

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    1 hr 12 min
  • The Real Vestige Was the Friend We Made Along the Way (Null 9.3 & 9.4)

    Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Null 9.3 & 9.4. Blake has to re-live a bunch of traumatic memories and discover a truth about his past. Malia starts to formulate a parody of Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend. Jenny wants everyone to know that urine is not sterile outside your body.

    This week’s Discussion Question: Have you drunk your own urine? Why?

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    This episode was released when Pale was up to (approximately) 19.4.

    1 hr 44 min
  • The World is a [Really Watery, Creepy] Oyster Again (Null 9.1 & 9.2)

    Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Null 9.1 & 9.2. HE LIVES. Blake meets some new friends, encounters an old enemy, and finally succumbs to the temptation to deal with the scariest threat of all: practitioners of law. Malia practices her singing skills. Jenny questions Malia about what Realm Blake is actually in.

    This week’s Discussion Question: If you were getting a tattoo that you knew would change like Blakes, what tattoo would you get and where would you get it?

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    This episode was released when Pale was up to (approximately) 19.2.

    1 hr 31 min
  • I Dabble Hardcore (Signature 8.6 & 8.7)

    Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Signature 8.6 & 8.7. Checkers claims a name and does not fuse with Molly and does not find the demon under Hillsglade House. Jenny opines about her lack of drawing skills. Malia is a lawyer (almost)! 

    This week’s Discussion Question: Think of an object from a fairy tale/popular culture – how would that work as an implement? Would you take it as an implement?

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    This episode was released when Pale was up to (approximately) 18.z.

    1 hr 21 min
  • Cold Saline Straight to My Veins #BananaBag (Signature 8.3, 8.4, & 8.5)

    Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Signature 8.3, 8.4, & 8.5. Checkers goes on a stressful tour through Jacob’s Bell, gathering some weapons and avoiding some traps. Malia is sick and really wants a saline infusion. Jenny has to relive last episode’s hot take.

    This week’s Discussion Question: If you were handed a letter and you had to keep reading it and get to a shelter, how fast could you go and would you survive? 

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    This episode was released when Pale was up to (approximately) 18.10.

    1 hr 18 min
  • I Pâté the Fool Teaser!

    From Wordmongling author Wildbow comes the latest smash hit sure to get readers frothing at the mouth – Pâté! Visceral but beautiful, this latest story has both bibliophiles and gastrophiles screaming “FIVE STARS!”

    You can read the story here

    And, in celebration of this new release, Jenny, Malia, Reuben and Elliot have teamed up to do an episode talking about Pâté (the story), pâté (the food), and also some other gross foods. What you’re seeing here is just a teaser though – the full episode is available for Patrons! Join up here!

    9 min
  • FOMOOF [Fear of Missing Out on Food] (Leaving a Mark - Part 1)

    Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk with their mom about the first half of Arc 4: Leaving a Mark. The Kenneteers survive an end-of-year party and go to summer school. Mom is very honest about her middle school years. Jenny gives Malia some marriage advice. 

    If you’d like to participate in our giveaway and possibly win one of our mom’s handmade cards, comment in our reddit thread for this episode OR tweet @PaleComparison with the hashtag #OurMomCritiquesWildbow by Monday, May 30, 2022. 

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    1 hr 27 min
  • The Tolkien of Supernatural High School Romance #NotAllVampires (Signature 8.1 & 8.2)

    Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Signature 8.1 & 8.2. Buttsack turns into the wind. Maggie Holt makes a deal with a Faerie and goes to Toronto, leaving behind a girl in a checkered scarf. Malia was not ready for another wild fucking twist. Jenny becomes enraged by a hot take.

    This week’s Discussion Question: Lord of the Rings is to ________ as Twilight is to _________. OR Lord of the Rings is to Twilight as __________ is to __________. OR Tell us a hot take about fantasy literature.

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    This episode was released when Pale was up to (approximately) 18.b.

    1 hr 23 min
  • Demonic Choir or Aspect of Parenting? (Histories: Arc 7)

    Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Histories (Arc 7). Malia is still processing her emotions and copes partially by attempting some literary criticism. Jenny is recovering from a cold. They manage to get things wild by ruminating on demon babies and the nature of parenthood.

    This week’s Discussion Question: Pick a character from Pact or Pale. What tarot card matches them?

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    This episode was released when Pale was up to (approximately) 18.3.

    1 hr 31 min
  • A Wake for Blake (Void 7.10 & 7.11)

    Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) discuss Void 7.10 & 7.11. They have gathered to mourn the loss of the best and most reckless diabolist they ever knew… what’s-his-name. 

    This week’s Discussion Question: Tell us about a story that made you question a belief you had so much that it made you feel like a bad person.

    When I am dead, my dearest, Sing no sad songs for me;Plant thou no roses at my head, Nor shady cypress tree:Be the green grass above me With showers and dewdrops wet;And if thou wilt, remember, And if thou wilt, forget.I shall not see the shadows,   I shall not feel the rain;I shall not hear the nightingale   Sing on, as if in pain:And dreaming through the twilight That doth not rise nor set,Haply I may remember, And haply may forget.

    Christina Rossetti, Song

    Do not stand By my grave, and weep.I am not there, I do not sleep—I am the thousand winds that blowI am the diamond glints in snowI am the sunlight on ripened grain,I am the gentle, autumn rain.As you awake with morning’s hush,I am the swift, up-flinging rushOf quiet birds in circling flight,I am the day transcending night.Do not stand By my grave, and cry—I am not there, I did not die.

    Clare Harner, Immortality

    Once I spoke the language of the flowers,Once I understood each word the caterpillar said,Once I smiled in secret at the gossip of the starlings,And shared a conversation with the houseflyin my bed.Once I heard and answered all the questionsof the crickets,And joined the crying of each falling dyingflake of snow,Once I spoke the language of the flowers. . . .How did it go?How did it go?

    Shel Silverstein, Forgotten Language


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    This episode was released when Pale was up to (approximately) 18.a.

    1 hr 59 min

About Pale in Comparison

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A podcast where one sister uses her knowledge of the Otherverse to decipher Wildbow's Pact and the other sister tries not to spoil anything.