Palsville

This week, theatre maker/vocal legend Gemma Caruana visited Palsville for many hohohoho's with Mayor Ashley. As they gabbed, local shoveler Recorder Roy Kilmer (played by Conk) said hello as he told us about the scab wall he's aquired from falling out of bed. His wife Val Kilmer also stops by upon the shocking news of the podcasts first On Air Death!

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When writer/comedian and dear friend Jayden Masciulli rolls into town, he and Mayor Ashley put their heads together to save the day, as local thespian Harold Edward Littlewood (played by Allen Dorsey) barges through the office doors with a theatre emergency! They get into the hazards of so many pineapples popping up around Palsville, Harold's vermouth (and port and congnac) cart, and concoct a plan that just might save Harold, art, and humanity itself...

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It's Conserv(ative) Week in Palsville (a leftover decision from the horrendous Old Mayor) and writer, comedian, director and all around sweetheart Alistair Baldwin is in town! He stopped by to visit Mayor Ashley when fish enthusiast and educator Sugar Buns (played by Lucy Rees) stopped by. The three gas bag and get into the Palsville couples therapy scene, how the wheelie bin system is becoming quite difficult for the Mayor, and the importance of aquatic learning on every level (primary, secondary AND tertiary).

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This week, Mayor Ashley is visited by her friend - writer, game designer/programmer Matthew Jackson - when her clairvoyant (and local guide to the spirit realm) Snazzy Windbreaker (played by Dale Anderson) popped his head in for a BUSINESS CALL!!!!! (A Palsville first!) They all discuss Snazzy's stall at the Palsville Sunday Market, where the Mayor and Snazzy met and Matthews first kiss ooOooOooooooOooh!

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Comedian, writer, and thespian Charlie Lewin drops into Mayors Office and they discuss Palsville's Pissteen Chapel, when local tile mistress Genevieve Kneecap (formerly Brecht) bangs on the door! They all discuss how the mayor and Ms. Kneecap met (at an orgy, of course) and concoct a plan to get Charlie abroad to study his craft. And along the way, Charlie and Genevieve get engaged?! What a wild time we have in Palsville!

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It's Glare Week and comedian/artist/all-around-gem Josh Chodziesner is in town! As he and Mayor Ashley catch up, they're interrupted by local hype man and multidisciplinary artist Don Fish. Don tells tales of his time serving (lewks) overseas, and delves into his past, figuring out destiny via a locket.

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Comedian/writer/all around SUPERSTAR Mish Wittrup (or Wish Mittrup if you're nasty) is in town for Deflation Week! As she and Mayor Ashley discuss vulvas, local farmer Ciggie (played by Zachary Ruane) drops by to say hello. He and the Mayor educate Mish about Palsville's commerce, movie theatre and original streaming service Doobie. Ciggie also unpacks his very open sex life, how life has been since the misso left, and his love for his 8 huge, terrifying dogs.

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It's Inflation Week in Palsville and writer/comedian/slogan slinger Isabel Carney is in town! The joyous event of her appearance is slightly dampened as local Kringle Moose pops by Mayor Ashley's office - to the Mayor's surprise, Issy and Kring are ex-lovers!!! The three try to work through the thick tension in the air by brainstorming new McDoggins slogans, and the Mayor loses it.

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Musician/improviser/director and friend Broni Lisle is charmed enough to move to Palsville upon his first visit to see Mayor Ashley! He is lucky enough to meet the Mayor's see-through fraternal twin sister Sue, who tells the HILARIOUS story of how she was accidentally abandoned as a baby, because no one could see her. They discuss their top 5 cultural touchstones and Broni reveals a surprising (and stylish) fact about his urethra.

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Actor, improviser, writer, director and all-around gem Tiana Hogben popped into town during Diggers Week! With an unexpected visit from Pretzel (no middle name) Plankton (played by Caitlyn Staples), the three work on finding Pretzel meaning in life outside of the world of chess. They also break down the string of themed weeks in Palsville aimed at teaching the local kids important lessons.

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