John vs Eve, only 1 of them can be 100+. Garbage Facts. Is Tiger Woods just a bad driver? Deion Sanders is awesome. Girl Scout cookies talk (try out those Smores). VERSUS!?!?!

Is the ombudsman character funny? Valentines Day was hit or miss. Texas and its people are freezing to death. Garbage Facts. Sports. Perseverance lands on Mars. Top 3 Emojis.

We make fun of an elderly man trying to pronounce a Mexican city. Superbowl recap. What a woman really wants on Valentine's Day is an all-weather mat. Garbage facts and GGON.

Groundhogs Day kicks off Black History Month. Screech will screech no more. Locks on The Big Game. LeBron vs Courtside Karen. The Eagles head coach is a moron. VERSUS!?!?!?

Eve got even older this week. If you don't have Diamond Hands then stay out of GameStop. I like this stonk. Dr. Fauci interview on working for Trump. LeBron James, Tom Brady, and the baseball Hall of Fame. GGON.

Eve calls another potential suitor and her helpful friends whisper great advice.

Tepid inauguration talk. My Pillow guy sleeps on a pillow full of garbage. The Mets GM loses his job by showing his flaccid dong. Dan Campbell rears his thick head and neck in Detroit. We give our Locks for Championship Weekend. VERSUS?!?!?

Eve and Dubs are crushed by Fatty Kathy. We make our super weekend locks that will definitely hit and make you money. A potential recurring segment makes it debut...

Weekend recap and sports talk. NFL was fire. National championship was over quickly. Is it morally OK to cheat on a sexbot? Garbage Facts. We give Eve fun and innocent challenges she can accomplish on dates. Gimme Gimme or Nah.

Oppressed white people storm DC. Republicans clutch their pearls and somehow act surprised by all of this. Our for the weekend and whenever the CFB National Championship game is. We play VERSUS!?!? tackling important issues.