PANIC STATION

PANIC STATION

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PANIC STATION episodes

  • Episode 10 - Jumping to Conclusions

    Dorian accidentally inspires a terrible crime whilst standing up for real British people. 



    Cast:

    Will Hislop

    Ed Jones

    Celeste Dring

    Adrian Gray 

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    15 min
  • Episode 8 - Small Boat Jolly

    History Professor Daniel Sterking goes undercover on a migrant boat, possibly doing brown face, to prove how Britain lays on a red carpet for illegal immigrants



    Cast:

    Will Hislop

    Ed Jones

    Rose Johnson

    Adrian Gray

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    19 min
  • Episode 7 - Standing Up For The Chicks

    Dorian proves how easy it is for a man to infiltrate and ruin women's sport: all they have to do is claim to be a woman, and quickly neck enough hormone drugs to burst their stomach wall.


    CAST

    Will Hislop

    Ed Jones

    Celeste Dring

    Adrian Gray

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    17 min
  • Episode 6 - A Huge Victory for Death Threats

    Dorian is unable to show Britain how disgusting it is when a drag artist reads to small children after the event in question is cancelled due to death threats; so the Panic Station team arrange their own drag reading event to show just why these disgusting events should never happen. 


    Starring

    Will Hislop

    Ed Jones

    Celeste Dring

    Adrian Gray 

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    18 min
  • Episode 5 - Mega Gutted

    Dorian is furious after being edited out of his new movie Megashark 5 - it's a free speech issue, probably. AND it undermines the logic of the whole genetically modified gigantic shark franchise. 

    Starring:Will HislopEd JonesCeleste DringAdrian Gray

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    17 min
  • Episode 4 - Multiculturalism has failed, get rid

    Dorian announces that multiculturalism simply hasn't worked; it's a shame, it was an interesting experiment but it’s time to hold our hands up and say, you should all just go back now. 



    Starring:

    Will Hislop

    Ed Jones

    Celeste Dring

    Adrian Gray

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    19 min
  • Episode 3 - No Even Go There

    An intrepid Panic Station correspondent enters a terrifying no go zone: Birmingham. 



    Starting:

    Will Hislop

    Ed Jones

    Celeste Dring

    Adrian Gray 

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    17 min

About PANIC STATION

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Panic Station is a news debate show that’s like the insane fever dream of your bigoted uncle. The show is hosted by disgraced former actor, Dorian Watermill, who doesn’t really believe any of this stuff; but he likes the attention, wants revenge on the liberals who turned on him and desperately needs the pay cheque.