Panning The Pages

Can you say strawberry? Say it with me! Strawberry! That’s right! Strawberry! Do you know what fruits are the healthiest for you? Let’s go on an adventure to find out! We will be going to the HEART ORCHARD. Can you spot the HEART ORCHARD on the map? Its another science-y episode today! Put on your thinkin’ cap, kids and leeeeeeeeeet’s go!!!

Open your mind and ears to the description to this week’s episode. (18 inch pupils) We are discussing subliminal videos and manifesting your desires. (Grow or find fudge) Do they work? (5 gallons of coca cola) We give our opinions on that! (Harry Potter Universe Shifting) If you came here for our famous fudge recipe, you’ll be sorely disappointed. (listen to more panning the pages) But that’s okay because we're too kawaii to dislike! :) (boobs)

Hmmm…What do you think this episode is about? That’s right, you guessed it! Crystals! Snake oil weight loss! Chay-krays! Controlling your kids at school! Being positive! All that good stuff. Oh, and vibrators. So yes, this is a Not Safe For Work episode.

Ever wonder why 13 is a baker

‘s dozen? Or which foods are the cleanest and which are the dirtiest? Or maybe you have an injured chicken that wants a Spiderman band-aid? Or perhaps you believe your audacity is too small? We answer all these types of questions and more on this week’s episode!

Come with us on Fox’s magical staircase ride! We got conversations about the brain, the overall happiness of social media, and…hey! Are you paying attention? Get out of that default network or you’ll fall down the stairs like Kai did. Also, this is your little reminder to take a break now. Come back to whatever you’re doing in a few minutes, you may have more focus after that. :)

OUR DEITY RETURNS.Join Kai on this episode for a guided Meat-itation from being poor in the 1900’s to being poor in the FUTURE! Wait, that sounds like a downer of an episode, but don’t have a cow! Its “chuck” full of “beefy” information. The “steaks” are raised in regards to climate change. The earth has a fever and the only prescription is….less cowbell?

Kai made the episode art this week :)

Hello all you fine folks!

Wanted to quick pop in here and say we are going on a mini hiatus. If you haven’t already noticed, we did not release an episode this week. We were going on and off about whether we should take a break or not. With the holidays and other events a few of us are going through right now, PTP had to be put on the back burner for a little bit. Left you all on a bit of a cliffhanger, didn’t we? PanningThePages should be back shortly. Expect the next episode on the 20th by the very least.

We appreciate all your support so far!

Stay well, PP Squad!

- Kai, Josh, Fox, Kirby

DISCLAIMER: If you couldn’t tell, there is a fair bit of adult content in this episode. Please look out for the younguns and the coworkers you’d like to keep an acquaintance with.

Oh boy. Here we go and get naughty. Talking about stuff like month long labor, birds laying eggs, pizza in our beer, and porn bloopers. Also, our god leaves us?? Let’s be honest, we were all over the place with this one and now chaos ensues with the disappearance of our deity!

TO BE CONTINUED….

sources at www.panningthepages.squarespace.com/episodes/11Kirby did the art for this episode :) :)

RAWR is dragon for “I love you!” Fox is slaying it with more tales this week. We go from DnD’s Forgotten Realms to bible spark notes and finally to a few fantastical stories about dragons! What kind of sister or dragon are you? Let us know!

Howdy! I'm Jake Smith! Kai teaches us how to leave a lasting impression while meeting someone for the first time. Whether its addressing customers, talking to strangers, or meeting a cute girl, we at Panning The Pages got your back in giving you the best advice in these introductory situations! Happy Friday!