Paper Heroes

As the heroes venture forward through this strange city, they explore a bit hoping to find some cool loot, but what they find is a messy bloodbath, a metric shit-ton of flies, and way more questions.

After dying and dying and dying and dying, the heroes finally got the hang of how to get away from the table and start moving down the road, following signs to "the Keep" or "castle" or "whatever" (as Casey likes to say). On their way, they run into, what could be Silent Hill, but probably not, because of copyright issues, so like a Quiet Speed-Bump... BUT really, they run into someone they never would have expected to see in this place...

Who could it be!? I don't know, just listen and you'll know!

It's been a long and difficult journey so far, but it's not over yet. The heroes step into the portal and are met with a strange and horrifying new world. A world where Helmar dies in the first five minutes, Aelon finds a juicy net, Roslyn laughs at Helmar's death, and Naraka starts going a little crazy in the head.

What is this strange place? How will they ever get out? Where the fuck do they go from here? No, really, where the fuck do we go, Casey? What is this new horror you've put us in?!

It's the end of the season and nobody has died yet. In fact, nobody seems to have really been harmed this season, unless you count being turned into RoboCop, a Man-Bear-Panda, a sort-of-dead-but-not-really-but-still-kinda-but-not-completely undead panther, and whatever shadowy thing Aelon turned into being unharmed – which obviously I do.

So what's going to happen to our fearless adventurers in this last episode of the Season 2? Will they find themselves in another world? What is going to happen to Naraka's siblings now that Naraka is not really part of House Orang anymore? Will anybody die? Probably not, but we can always cross our fingers that Helmar will do something selflessly stupid!

Well well well, Adam Jensen, AKA Neraka Orang, is doing quite well for a horribly mangled surgically-altered Warforged abomination (sorry Neraka, but it's accurate) and Helmar is now a Furry (“OMG I never would have guessed” said nobody ever). So that's whats going on with those two. Oh, and Authenaric just got stabbed and might die, but you know, no biggie. Rozlynn and Aelon, are lost in the forest, hot on the trail of... something. They aren't quite sure what it is but damn are they sure they want to know! Will they find whatever it is? Will they have to answer riddles? Probably not, because those are hard to write!

The Great Hitter in the Shitter is on and Neraka and Helmar are there to keep the splash-back to the minimum. Aelon and Roslynn found a clue that just might lead them to Magnus' magic sword, Antithesis. New (old) weapons, (new) old friends, and a fight in the sewer. Join the peanut gallery for another corny episode of Paper Heroes: Festival of the Dead.

… poop.

Oh my god! Neraka might be dead. He might be a robot. He might be RoboCop! How cool would that be? Dead RoboWizardCop! Future Detroit will never be the same! I mean... Past Kartegatt. Past Kartegatt will never be the same.

Assuming Neraka lives. He did get all of his everythings cut off. ALL of them...

Oh, and Roslynn and Aelon decide to do some stuff to. Its no big deal; they are just going to get the MacGuffin that was given to their dead buddy that nobody bothered to bring along with them. Give them a break! Magnus was dead! They didn't know they were going to need it to save the world!

Having fought off the worst thing that many of them could imagine (an undead clown in the sewer...our heroes limped back through the slime of sewer. They have learned a lot, though none of them have any idea what much of it means. The difference between intelligence and wisdom I guess... Fortunately they are all due for some fabulous prizes in reward for learning random bits of information.

Covered in grave dust (or... choking on it in Rozlynn's case), our heroes decide to explore a recently vacated catacomb. They discover that some things are better left alone. Not the catacombs... but... things... you know what? It's really hard to be ominous when you're laughing because you know there is an evil clown up ahead and they all hate clowns - evil or otherwise. No, seriously. You trying being ominous and scary when you have a good schadenfreude induced chuckle going. You can't do it. It just doesn't work. So... uh... Enjoy the clowns!

Kryten goes in search of a magical locket! Venturing towards probable traps and monsters, he braves the danger, following instruction from this mysterious "Watcher."