Pardon My Sarcasm! With Ashley D

Pardon My Sarcasm! With Ashley D

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  • Episode 14 - Your Drinking Buddies Aren’t Your Friends with Tyler Newton

    Episode 14 - Your Drinking Buddies Aren’t Your Friends with Tyler Newton 


    | Segment 1 - The Intro |  

    • Mental Health Check 
    • Last week Stuff
    • Fuze loses a Good Friend (RIP Kayla)  
    • Sydney McLaughlin 
    • LOX vs Dipset 
    • Mental Health in Podcasting 
    • Charlie Kirk is still an Idiot 
    • Introducing Tyler Newton 
    • Endorphins and Dopamine
    • Exercising helps Depression
    • Men are Angry and need an outlet 
    • Authenticity vs Audacity 
    • What are your stress levels? 
    • Stress for Stress 
    • Is Alcohol controlling your Life 
    • Charleston Food and Bev Group 
    • Tyler’s Wife is an amazing cook 
    • Kicks in the Dick 


    | Segment 2 -  Do We Care |

    • Alen Hadzic is a Loser
    • WTF is a safety plan for accused Sex Offenders?
    • Simone Biles Had the Twisties
    • Joe said Cuo gotta go
    • Cuomo Be Touchy
    • Where there’s smoke, there's fire
    • Hugs lead to HR?
    • She Hulk with the X
    • FInding common ground
    • Suicide in the Racist’s Attic 
    • “I’m not Racist, I just share Racist memes”


    | Segment 3 - Make time for your Health

    • Two alpha people dating
    • Set goals for your Health 
    • Lack of Preparedness
    • Excuses, Excuses, Excuses
    • Healthy Mentality
    • Wealth is Health
    • Coaches need Coaches
    • Calories Intake
    • Alcohol is a Drug
    • Will meal plans fix us? 
    • Love for the Beer Bellies
    • Gardening relieves Stress
    • Tyler offers discount for our listeners




     Pardon My Sarcasm 14 playlist:  

    | 8 out of 10 - Drake |

    | Bad Habits - Ed Sheeran |

    | Ready or Not - The Fugees | 

    |Honey - Mariah Carey feat the LOX | 

    | Raise Hell - Sir the Baptist | 

    |Say It Ain't So - Weezer | 



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    1 hr 26 min
  • Episode 13 - Charlie Kirk is an Idiot and Check Relationship Lights

    Episode 13 - Charlie Kirk is an Idiot and Check Relationship Lights


    | Segment 1:  Charlie Kirk is an Idiot |


    Intro | What did you do last week? |  Mental Health Check |  Positive Stress can equal Negative Stress | Simone Biles withdraws from Olympic All Around Finals for Mental Health | She was 100 percent Right |

    CHARLIE KIRK IS AN IDIOT --- Fuze breaks down why Charlie Kirk is a racist Idiot |



     | Segment 2: Do We Care? (16:37) | 


    Don’t Call me Bon Quisha | Amazon got the Keys: is this a good thing? | DA BABY said a NO NO: is he homophobic?| Elton John responds |  Walmart out here paying Tuition: Love to see it | Employee discount in the self checkout line | Low Country Food Banks get 75K | Who is Ashley mad at? | Systematic Depression plays a part in 


    |Segment 3: Mental Breakdowns in Relationships (39:46) | 


    Emotional Abuse | Dealing with someone else’s Baggage | Signs of a Dysfunctional Relationship | Avoidance & Denial | Who has Influence over our Perception | Relationships are like Bank Accounts | Check Relationship Light is on |  Defensive Stances | Gaslighting | 

    Externalizing your Insecurities | The Blame Game | How do we Make it Better? | Last Words | Happy Hour | 


     




    | Episode 13  Mixtape: |


    Beethoven - Kenndog |

    Fuck You - Yo Gotti |

    Stay High - Childish Gambino 

    Overrated - Blxst |

    Walking - Mary Mary |

    Escape - Chevy Woods |







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    1 hr
  • Episode 12 - Guy Codes, Pogo Heaux and Eskimo Bros with Jared Andrew.

    Episode 12 -  Guy Codes, Pogo Heaux and Eskimo Bros with Jared Andrew. 


    Segment 1


    RIP Biz Markie | Mental Health Check and Rebuttals | Jared Andrew of Blue Steel stops by to have a conversation with us | Scavenger Hunts and Banana Suits | Bar Crawls and the Great Gatsby | Shirts and Boob sizes | Jared breaks down the good and bad of throwing Bar Crawls | 


    Segment 2 (24:38): 


    Shady Bar Crawls | Richard Sherman 911 Operator needs to be fired | Was this a call for mental health help? | Charleston City Councilman Harry Griffin case gets dismissed cause the cop quit | Was he paid off or forced out? | Why does the city council? | Bucks would not be champs if the Nets were Healthy | Belt welding white man attacks black teen for cursing | Dylan Redwine father convicted of his murder | Why was the dad wearing a wig and diaper while eating shit |  Dad killed by 17 year old who dated his 14 year old



    Segment 3 (59:09)


    Are your friend’s exes off limits?  | Is there a time limit | Do you need permission? | Dating Supply and Demand | Value of Friendship | Sneaky Links with Friends | Eskimo Brothers | Ashley doesn’t know what an Eskimo brother is | Pogo Sisters | The Dibs system | The Girl Code | Don’t Lick Fuze in Public | Does being 100 percent open reciprocal a must | Girl Code vs Guy Code | Charleston has no guy code | The Glass is broken | Run and Gun dating in Charleston | White people be hiking | Going back to your ex |  


    Episode Mixtape:

    Biz Markie - Make the Music with your Mouth Biz, Nobody Beats the Biz, Vapors, Just A Friend |

    Mo Money, Mo Problems - Notorious BIG, Mase, Diddy

    H.E.R. - Damage |

    Jazmine Sullivan - Pick Up your Feelings |

    Mario - Break Up 




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    1 hr 16 min
  • Episode 11 - Integrity, Secret Contact Names, and You're Addicted To Your Phone With Patrick Hill

    Episode 11 - Integrity, Secret Contact Names, and You're Addicted To Your Phone With Patrick Hill 

    Segment 1:  Intro and the Rebuttal

    • Ashley is making power moves
    • It’s Fuze’s daughter’s birthday week (Happy Birthday Ariana)
    • People are angry at the HOA feds killing geese but on the Brightside geese are actually a great food to give to the homeless. 
    • Fuze and Ashley joined the E2M cult 
    • Mental Health Check
    • Patrick introduces himself 
    • Smokus Focus Jar
    • Everybody Eats

    Segment 2 (19:46): Integrity 

    • Hibiscus Flower Bomb
    • Everyone should have Integrity
    • What is Integrity?
    • My Balls and My Word
    • Ashley tells a story about lack of integrity in business
    • Who’s fault is it the world lacks integrity?
    • Entertainers and Athletes are not Role Models
    • Social Media is a double edged sword
    • They built you up to tear you down
    • That's so “Rapen” Kyle Massey
    • Teasing Cops a Hate Crime?
    • The Big Whopper
    • Smoking Joe
    • The Fish got no Teeth

    Segment 3 (51:21) Phone Addiction

    • Improvement with Phone Use
    • Mental Health Illness linked to Phone Use
    • FOMO
    • Learning Triggers
    • No Phone Zones
    • Fuze Teaches His Contact Profile Secret
    • No Real Emergencies In Real Estate
    • Social Media is the Death of Relationships
    • Interpretations and Perspectives 
    • Secret Contact Names
    • Prioritize Your Mental Health

    Episode 11 Mixtape: 

    Galipette - Lolo Zouai

    Liquor Store Confessions - General Woods

    Venus Fly Trap - Marina

    Leave The Door Open - Bruno Mars and Anderson.Paak

    Vibration - Sarkodie, Vic Mensa

    Ma, I Don't Love Her - Clipse

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    1 hr 15 min
  • Episode 10 - Bestie "Sleepovers" and Couples Going Dutch with Anthony Constantine

    Episode 10 - Bestie "Sleepovers" and Couples Going Dutch with Anthony Constantine

    Segment 1 : 
    Ashley D and Fuze B are joined by Anthony Constantine to speak about Minority Mental Health Month, Rebuttals from last week, Is E2M a cult?, Pill Cosby, circumcised at 25, and Anthony's Life 

    Segment 2: 
    The conversation starts with Dad Goggles, daughters dating, being a parent against a prodigy child, and what kids would you save on the Titanic. It then gets juicy as the topic comes up of what would you do if your significant other of 4 years stayed by a best friend's house whom you have not met yet. What does it mean if the significant other has anger and does it boil down to communication? Also they touch on Communication being key if its good, Joey Chestnut is a meat mouth, what comes in must come out, showing up early for holidays in black families means you will be put to work, HOA Feds killing geese then feeding it to the homeless.   

    Segment 3:

    The conversation starts with a real life story of a man who took his girlfriend of 2 years on a vacation with his family. She didn't have as much money as the family and he still went Dutch with her for meals. Was he in the wrong? Is this a form of abuse? Does she deserve some blame? Will a rich woman date a broke man? The convo then switches to blended families, separate or together spreadsheets, showing affection to women around their children, family counseling, being introverts, the best part of being in a blended family, and letting someone look at your phone.  Lastly Fuze speaks on the recent controversy where an employee at Mynt quit due to racial messages from the owner. He also references Mika Gadsen for more info concerning that. 



    Episode 10 Mixtape:
    Life is like a dice game -  Nas, Cordae, and Freddie Gibbs
    Dope House - Chinx feat. Jadakiss
    Don't Disturb this Groove - The System
    Victory - P Diddy and Notorious BIG
    WUSYANAME - Tyler, The Creator  
    Ballad of a dead soldier - 2pac 

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    1 hr 9 min
  • Episode 9 - Happiness, Sha'carri High, and Pill Bill is a SCUMBAG!

    Segment 1 :
     Mental Health Check | Do teenagers have goals? |Is Happiness a goal? | Why don't you have goals? | Drug Dealers make great businessmen |
    I don't want you to die to celebrate our wealth | Happily Frustrated | Refill Your cup | It's none of your business why I need help|
    Attention Whores | Misery Loves Company | You woke up breathing | Find reasons to feel good | Don't overwork yourself | 

    Segment 2 

    Happiness is not a goal, its a byproduct | Weed is not a drug, it's a plant | Dammit Sha'Carri | We all make mistakes | Having sympathy but acknowledge she fumbled the opportunity | She broke the rules, but the rules are stupid | Ashley tried Delta 8 "accidently" | Sha'Carri vs Michael Phelps | Heros are people | Let the girl run! | 
    Do We Care? | 25 year old man circumcised | Intact is a bullying word | Juul paying 40 mil in a lawsuit | No more social media for Juul | E Cigs are not healthier than Cigs | 
    RideShare driver shoots passenger | Negative energy begets negative energy | Mental Health crisis flares amongst young children | Covid caused the increase | 
    Check on your children |Kids don't know how to deal with depression | Friends check up | 


    Segment 3 

    Eddie Murphy | Bill Cosby is a Scumbag | Quaaludes | False accusers are scumbags as well | The Prosecutors got it wrong | The supreme court got it right | 
    The victims are the losers | Picture pages, picture pages | Bill was a hero | Using power to abuse women | Buyers remorse | He was cheating on his wife |
    Shame on the system | The News cycle switches so fast | R. Kelly is guilty. MJ aint touch those kids. OJ innocent. | Fuck Bill Cosby
    Favorite Richard Pryor movie | The recap | Happy Hour

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    54 min
  • Episode 8 - Drama, MENtal Health, and Bro-Zone Behavior with Chris P & Janelli Saavedra

    Episode 8 - Drama, Mental Health, and Bro-Zone Behavior

    Chris P and Janelli Have a conversation with the PMS2

    Segment 1 

    Men's Mental Health Week | Speak up not Man Up | The Rebuttal | Strong people need a shoulder to lean on too | Fuze discusses a negative post about him on Facebook |
    Juneteenth And Fathers Day | Chris P introduces himself and what he does | Janelli introduces herself | Figure Skating | Has technology transformed our ethnics? |
    The Power of Platforms | Facebook is not the place to make a point | Are podcasts a Safe place? | Technology Accountability | Fight videos are funny | 
    Digital Drama | You are being filmed everywhere | Bae is never in the picture | Ethical Exercises | Stop being Racist | Skydaddy is watching | 


    Segment 2 

    Can I take your Picture? | Do we care? | Christian fired for refusing to work on Sundays | 21 million is a lot of money |Go find another job | Methodist hospital employees fired or resigned for refusing Vaccine | Slippery Slope | NFL player comes out gay | Was it a gimmick or real? | Monster Gays and Jersey sales | Donating to the Trevor Project | Was coming out job security? | A South Carolina Scumbag | 20 years isn't enough | Are ring doorbells an invasion of Privacy? | Unsportsmanlike advantage |
    Don't have cameras in your bathroom | 40 cows escaped a slaughterhouse | eat more chicken


    Segment 3 

    What keeps people stuck in a situation when they know they should leave? | Comfortability | Benefits be banging | Fear of Failure | Leaving is a process | 
    Step out on your imagination | Ashley speaks on accountability | Love over security | Self Sabotage | The fear of the unknown | 
    Are you ready to be Happy? | The grass is greener due to more sh*t | You are not doing as great as you think you are | 
    Don't talk to me the way I talk to myself | Are friend dates a real thing? | Dutch on Friend dates? | Don't Bro zone me | Are we on a group date? | 
    Don't feed into Toxic Positivity | Dating isn't hard for Janelli | Competitive Dating | Taking trips | 'Merica Bar Crawl in Charleston | Happy Hour




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    59 min
  • Episode 7 - Food. Sex. And Kissing Dogs on the Mouth with John Grindstaff

    Episode 7 - Food Bev Sex and Kissing Dogs in the Mouth

    Special Guest: Miller/Coors Account Rep John "JJ" Grindstaff stops by to have a conversation with The PMS2

    Segment 1: The Rebuttal and Here's Johnny

    The Intro |The Rebuttal | Ashley went to Atlanta | Fuze went to Savannah | PBR the bar? | Mental Health Check | Vacation is needed | Here's Johnny | 
    After Liquor comes Beer | JJ brought the Swag | What does a beer rep do? | Hardships in Food & Bev during Covid | Adult Summer was great |
    Some got healthy, some partied | Adaptability in Restaurants | Spaghetti vs Lasagna |  Restaurants weren't prepared for Covid | 
    Stop being on cell phones in Bars | A bar owner lets a customer face the music | You still go in Gas stations? |
    Live in the moment! | Fuze has FOMO | Brand ambassadors vs Salesmen | Lets go to St. Thomas|
    Why is there a chicken Wing Shortage???


    Segment 2: BBQ and Chinese

    Going Hiked Naked | Garbagemen receive their flowers | Eat your Veggies | Fuze Koozies |
    The diet coke of nursing | Palmetto isn't a craft brewery anymore | Sam Adams playing Big Bank | Charleston Breweries | Whale sperm swallows a man | A Florida town sold thier Water Tower by mistake | Is Cheating a natural instinct? | Don't Cheat, Be single | Wife fires her husband for being racist | Top BBQ restaurants City | Virginia Beach has good BBQ? | WTF is Columbus Ohio doing on this list? | Coffee and BBQ | Newark is a melting pot city, we get it | Baltimore has better seafood than Charleston | Kansas City didn't make it? | Minnesota doesn't know good BBQ | Americans love their Chinese |
    Why are there so many Chinese Restaurants? | What's your favorite craft beer? |
    House of Brews is closing | 


    Segment 3: Stop Kissing your dog in the mouth

    No really stop kissing your dog in the mouth | Sounds like white people | Be wary of Girls with dogs and Peanut Butter in the bedroom | 
    Sex in front of Pets | Get that dog off the bed during sex | Ashley tells a story about a dog with a roaming tongue in the no no zone |
    JJ tells his nosy dog story | Dogs eat condoms | Animals with Judgey eyes | Panties with the crouch out |
    JJ's sister Katy is going to kill him after hearing him tell this story | That's not a bone | We hate thieves |
    Someone who stole from Ashley paid her back | Last Words | Sorry Katy | 


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    1 hr 10 min
  • Episode 6: Women Aren't Taught How To Treat Men with Alma Leigh Mohr

    Episode 6 - Women aren't taught how to treat men 
    Guest: Therapist, Veteran, Mom and recovering Asshole Alma Leigh Mohr stops by to have a conversation

    Segment 1: 
    Fuze starts the convo by speaking about National Sex Day | the Rebuttal: Your friends still don't owe you money but they do owe you support | Supporting your friend's doesn't mean money |  | Don't take yourself or life serious | Healthy confrontation and pushing boundaries | Charleston is not Oneonta |We all have trauma | Carrying around bags of Shit | Make peace with your Past | Self Medicating with Alcohol | Fuze hates the TSA | Don't focus on the Bag of shit | Pain doesn't go away, we grow around it |Ashley turns her pains into a win | Alma is good at what she does | Male Sexual Assault Victims | We need to learn how to be vulnerable |
    Secret Keeping is a Trauma | Afraid of Journaling | Gibberish


    Segment 2: Bullying vs Teasing- what's the difference? 

    There's no Love in Bullying | The Fun Assholes aren't Bullies | Online Bullying is a myth | Lurking and Trolling | Celebrities looking up their name on Twitter | Nobody likes a bully | Bullies with Charisma | We all have narcissistic characteristics | Teasing is with Love | Do we care? |  Black students picking cotton | Simone Biles exhibits Black Girl Power | Can Blind people be Racist? | Harry, Harry, Harry - Charleston City Councilman Harry Griffin gets pulled over for a DUI | Was it entrapment or a setup? | Don't drink and drive | Nancy Mace house vandalized | Release the Ring Doorbell Football Nancy! | Jeff Bezos going to space, He too rich? | An HBCU cuts it's tuition by 50% | Navy won't let an Ensign play in the NFL
     

    Segment 3: Why are men taught how to treat women, but women aren't taught to treat me?

     The topic you've been waiting for | Men are taught to romanticize | Women are taught to be subservient | Know your space and place | Compliments vs Actions | Can we blame Western Culture for men Specifically | Boys are told their worth is what they can do for others |
    Men cannot show weakness? | Competitive Toxic Masculinity | Men are not allowed to be human beings | Hugs vs Horseplay | oversexed a thing? |Men are not allowed to feel |
    Human beings are flawed | Narcissist vs Sociopaths' | Are all serial Killers Sociopaths? | Crime Podcasts | Ashley discovered a pattern with Alma's Facebook friends |
    If you sending dick pics, make 'em good ones | Mental Health and Happiness | 


    Contact and Follow Alma Leigh: https://www.facebook.com/The-Alma-Leigh-Show-103328548616719

    Contact PMS: www.pardonmysarcasm.com

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    1 hr 18 min
  • Episode 5: Friends Don't Owe You Money with Andre Hinds and Katie Blomquist

    Episode 5 - Your Friends Don't Owe You Money

    Segment 1: The Show kicks off with Music and Memorial Day Weekend Recaps |The Rebuttal|  Ashley got into an argument after stealing a float | There's Nothing happy about Memorial | PMS friends Andre Hinds and Katie Blomquist stop by to have a conversation with us | What's that aboot? |  The guest get introduced|  Weddings are awful | The more free work you do, the more paid work you get| Putting out fires at jobs you don't like | What's your favorite superhero? | Some kids don't have beds| Find a purpose in what you do | Bikes represent Joy 


    Segment 2: Why you doing that for free? | Be a resource and a connection | Your friends will not hire you at first | Are your friends obligated to support you? |
    Don't mix business with friendship | Nice ways of telling you no | Do you lower prices for your friends? | Friends expect more as a client |
    Would you ask Walmart for a discount? | Support businesses who help the community | Time is as important as money support | Run charities as a business |
    "I don't want to pay anybody for anything" | It cost you nothing to reshare | Fuze doesn't not post on Facebook | Who was banging who on Myspace |
    The last time you logged in Myspace /Aim | Don't call me, Text me | Your car is not soundproof! 


    Segment 3: Andre got left by a girl for a meth head | Giving back to the community is important | Bunk Bed fetishes? | Future plans, Life, and Such| How can you help? |
    Learn something new everyday | Andre doesn't say no to anything | Katie explains how it has to work for Entrepreneurs | Spending you own money is the best motivation |
    Going Places! | Families don't know how to be a family | Some can't afford artificial Christmas trees | WOW factor | There's no crying in podcasting |
    Canada's Friends and Family day vs Labor Day | Blame Ford Motor Company and Hallmark | Katie is changing the world one bike at a time | Andre and Katie make a positive connection
    Be Kind, Spread Joy, and Imagine 
     

    Contact Andre 
    IG: @andre_hinds , 
    Web: www.hindsightsocial.com , 
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/andrebhinds

    Contact Katie 
    Email: [email protected]  
    Web: goingplacesnonprofit.org
    IG: going_places_nonprofit  
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoingPlacesNonprofit
    Bundles of Joy: https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/giftlist/3C736TJIMCQ38/ref=cm_gl_huc_view?fbclid=IwAR3PLHMCwbQ7gbNqmQ0PynRU40NbpsJAkFvYklz8vZNUfkOnC_W904B-qLk

    Contact Pardon My Sarcasm:  Pardonmysarcasm.com

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    1 hr 3 min

About Pardon My Sarcasm! With Ashley D

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Labeled Charleston's Most Sarcastic Podcast for a reason, Pardon My Sarcasm! The Podcast is a Podcast about Life and how to navigate thru it sarcastically. Recording from the Lowcountry in Charleston,…