In the world of P&R, assless chaps and a trip to Germany are two presents equivalently acceptable for the same situation, Leslie is very unsubtle about being ready for childbearing, and Dexhart has sex again. On the Kirsty and Ellie side of things, we realise our most liked posts on social media are when we say we're taking a week's break, and that hurts.

In the world of P&R Andy wins Ann in a game of pool, Leslie is not so feminist after all, and Jerry wants Tom's body,potentially strung up in his basement. On the Kirsty and Ellie side of things, we waffle on quite a lot, and Ellie seems to have found more positives than negatives in having her phone stolen.

In the world of P&R Tom shoots Ron in the head, Leslie has a new bra that opens at the front, and Donna's got Craig (but not that Craig, Craig from Mercedes). On the Kirsty and Ellie side of things, we debate our stance on giving platonic hickeys for a friend in need.

In the world of P&R Tom likes shapes, Donna likes famous people, and Ron moans. On the Kirsty and Ellie side of things, they are happy because they are recording on a Friday.

In the world of P&R Tom makes room on the high road, Old Gus has wasted his life, and most importantly of all the queen of all queens makes her first appearance and eats Ron's face over the back of a diner chair while an unfortunate employee tries to stop the impending coitus. On the Kirsty and Ellie side of things, Ellie actually gives Kirsty some fucking space to say a public forum after depriving her of one last week, and a public forum for the listeners is suggested.

In the world of P&R Tom makes more inappropriate comments, Leslie enjoys teepee-ing a house in the community, and Greg hires a fake mom AGAIN. On the Kirsty and Ellie side of things, Ellie's lack of unfortunate happenings is actually what disturbs her most.

In the world of P&R it is revealed that Leslie has bought a man pillow (the pillow shaped like a man), the suicide hotline put on surprisingly lame spreads and Amy Poehler sees Chris Pratt's actual penis. On the Kirsty and Ellie side of things, anything that happened to Kirsty is irrelevant because Ellie's public forum is a new low.

In the world of P&R Tom sells himself to servantry, some contentious Venezuelan-American politics from the 2010s occurs and Donna does VERY well in South America. On the Kirsty and Ellie side of things, Kirsty can't quite get her head around Vietnam and Venezuela not being the same word, and Ellie almost breaks her nose.

In the world of P&R Dexhart has four way sex in a cave, it becomes clear that Jerry publicly urinates and Leslie pretends to have a niece called Torple. On the Kirsty and Ellie side of things, Ellie is cold and Kirsty has a moose hat.

In the world of P&R Andy thinks hiding behind a clear screen implies his invisibility, the sad reality of the pangeant system is discussed and Tom is creepy. On the Kirsty and Ellie side of things, Kirsty apologises for gasping too much and Ellie has to pay to see.