In the world of P&R Mark doesn't propose to Ann, Perd does the worm, and we take a quick look at quickbook...(s) pro with Barney. On the Kirsty and Ellie side of things, Kirsty embarasses herself in front of a good woman and Ellie is so close to nailing her intro, 28 episodes in.

In the world of P&R Leslie ties herself to a gate, Ann begins her own unpaid private practise, and Andy works for Ron after declaring he will no longer work for Ron. On the Kirsty and Ellie side of things we have our longest ever introduction to the podcast, which was necessary to delve into topics such as the plural of discus. That's correct - we discuss discus.

In the world of P&R April has a cracking throw, Ron gets hungry and hates everything, and Tom has a racoon on his head. On the Kirsty and Ellie side of things, we both arrive at the conclusion that those with female genitals have no need to use their hands when they urinate.

In the world of P&R, Ron knocks Andy out, Jerry's face is the depiction of failure, and Andy Samberg shouts A LOT. On the Kirsty and Ellie side of things, Kirsty plays with the interface between podcast record time, podcast release time, and time itself.

In the world of P&R, whilst not thinking Andy decides to not think, the intellect of Brett doesn't live up to that of Harris, and a racoon is wanted for public urination and petty theft. On the Kirsty and Ellie side of things, Kirsty is grateful to America and Ellie tries to get away with rhyming extension and violation.

In the world of P&R the representative for a women's organisation says the phrase "take it like a man", Jean Ralphio offers to dagger Donna on the dance floor and Andy thinks holding a flame to gas will get rid of the smell. On the Kirsty and Ellie side of things, Kirsty finally manages to rival Ellie on her Chesham adventure, with a particularly financially painful public forum (s/o to Calvin for salvaging the whole situation).

In the world of P&R Justin prioritises a good story over Leslie's feelings, Andy dedicates a song to April and we meet a very unstable man named Frank. On the Kirsty and Ellie side of things, the toilet poems are back and deliberately not cream-y.

In the world of P&R Tom's wardrobe is physically repulsive, we start to understand why Pawnee is the 4th most obese city in America, and AOL gets a long-deserved shout out. On the Kirsty and Ellie side of things, the listeners will be happy to hear that Kirsty gives her final ankle-related public forum as she resigns from her marathon effort.

In the world of P&R Leslie has a giant portrait of Marlene in her house, we meet Barney, and Ron is guaranteed devilled-eggs fridge space. On the Kirsty and Ellie side of things, Rolfe makes it ~5 seconds into the intro before having her first mare of the episode (although luckily for her this one ended up in a sub £100 cost and no unwanted trips to Chesham).

In the world of P&R, fire in a can is designed for infants, Jean Ralphio makes his first appearance, and Leslie has an MRI on a date despite not medically requiring one. On the Kirsty and Ellie side of things, we debate the pros and cons of bathing in blood as a sign of friendship.