We imagine if #Craigslist #MissedConnections found each other: A #Starbucks barista gets #names wrong, even in the #bedroom, and a #courtroom #Romance fizzles out. #men4men #legal #judge #robes #pleadthefifth

We imagine #God calling #PopeFrancis to discuss the #EmojiBible for #millennials and those who only speak #emoji.

What if #Craigslist #MissedConnections actually met and connected? A #PostOffice encounter leaves one person with #weak #boxes and another one wondering how they can help. #altlakecity

Barfy Stops by to wish us a Happy St. Patrick's Day and tells of a hike to a waterfall. There's barfing too. #HappyStPatricksDay #StPatricksDay #Barfy #BarfyMcBarferson #Leprechaun

Fook informs us that Violent J from Insane Clown Posse is coming to Utah on St. Patrick's Day. Hear our ICP parody called "The Dark Knight of the Juggalo". #ICP #StPaddysDay #utah #juggalo #clowns

We wrote a song for Leap Day! We dumb it down and highlight what's good and bad about #LeapYear #LeapDay #GreenDay #WhenIcomearound #JaRule #parody #altlakecity

Fook does Bernie Sanders, rapping to Public Enemy's Fight The Power. #berniesanders #fightthepower #feelthebern #altlakecity

Bernie Sanders raps to the tune of Sugarhill Gang! Also, Morning ALT discusses his hair and his spare-change-in-the-couch fundraising efforts. #FeelTheBern #BernieSanders #Raps #Sugarhillgang #parody #altlakecity

Some fun with The XX's Intro and Trump's recent rant on his microphone at a rally in Florida.

Steamy Star Wars Fan Fiction! We imagine r2d2 and c3po getting to know one another better. #starwars #fanfiction #altlakecity #alt1019 #altmorningshow