Participation Trophy Wives

The Sorta Oldies

The participation grannies sit back and reminisce about the 90’s. We start our tour with snow days, wander through the clear Pepsi aisle, ending their journey with a look back at TGIF. So put away your gps, grab your can of mace and your paper map for a trip down memory lane

The Wives get real and open up about mental health. They contemplate ways to survive the new Gilead and finally discuss "The Incident". Grab your Xannys, your Painties and tighten up your Fanny for our very special episode.

In the absolutely most chaotic episode yet, our wives talk Christmas carols, shopping and fight with technology only to be smited by the Mother herself. Apparently Mary DID know how to payback smack talk about her song. Ho ho ho it up for some holiday ho-jinx!

The queens of chaos are back! Join the fictional cross country roadtrip which features Lot Lizards, cheese and our new specialized brand of undergarments. We pick our new tramp stamp tattoos inspired by the new Zaddy and some incredible schmear!

Come seek shelter from weak assed named herricanes (or as people not in the greater Philadelphia region call them- HURRICANES). The wives compare deodorant and decide to rebrand Lume. Continue the nightmares with them as the imagine death by python and they reveal the trophies of the week! It's a stormy day with the Participation Trophy Wives!!!

What’s that smell? Is it a candle or bodily secretions? 

Alicia finds a job for her nose, the wives discuss stinky movies, and realize how online shopping prevents the need to carry summers Eve as mace. Pull up your best wax warmer and join in on the fun!

Don’t close your eyes for this one. The wives wander into the Beyond discussing Aliens, ghost encounters and the recently deceased spy whale. Find the out the Trophies of the week and how the wives will reach each other in the afterlife

Today our wives talk saggy boobs, mammograms, and classic TV shows. They discover Kayt is a Stephanie and Alicia is a Ho-dor.  We’re also visiting the uncanny valley of robot skin and what robots are good for- it’s not that you filthy animal!  It’s a plucky day with the PTW.

The wives are answering your burning questions about the Olympics! We talk about peeing in the pool, Aldi visits, and the nutritional value of broccoli vs cocaine for weight loss. Join us for the floor routine!

Back from her recent near death experience, Alicia shares her new prowess on the river. The wives try to unknot their knickers, strike down fuzzy drinks, and share their unwavering enthusiasm for cereal. Also, Nell. Onakaychikabay.