We’re live (ish) from twin bunkers deep below London and “the north” as the Lords v Commons battle gets nasty. We line up some celebrity Tory peers to restore order, each more surprising than the last. Plus we briefly bend the knee to democracy-avoiding scamp Xi Jinping. Get in touch at twitter.com/paulosbourne

Labour’s former acting leader tells us whether Jeremy Corbyn asked her for any advice — and we speculate on how long she’ll wait before telling us what she really thinks. Plus Labour’s inexplicable U-turn on the economy, and Nick Clegg’s biggest regret. And the good news is we only talk about the EU referendum for 36 seconds. Get in touch at twitter.com/paulosbourne

Labour’s former acting leader tells us whether Jeremy Corbyn asked her for any advice — and we speculate on how long she’ll wait before telling us what she really thinks. Plus Labour’s inexplicable U-turn on the economy, and Nick Clegg’s biggest regret. And the good news is we only talk about the EU referendum for 36 seconds. Get in touch at twitter.com/paulosbourne

Paul Osbourne has a cold, but battles bravely on to discuss the Conservative leader’s conversion to the fight against poverty with Robert Meakin. Plus, Jeremy Corbyn’s ongoing internal battle with his republican heart. Get in touch via twitter.com/paulosbourne — especially if you have a packet of Tunes going spare. theme music: "Rhythm Thinking" by Jared C. Balogh (http://www.alteredstateofmine.net) — use of the music does not imply endorsement of any political views expressed during the programme.

Paul Osbourne has a cold, but battles bravely on to discuss the Conservative leader’s conversion to the fight against poverty with Robert Meakin. Plus, Jeremy Corbyn’s ongoing internal battle with his republican heart. Get in touch via twitter.com/paulosbourne — especially if you have a packet of Tunes going spare. theme music: "Rhythm Thinking" by Jared C. Balogh (http://www.alteredstateofmine.net) — use of the music does not imply endorsement of any political views expressed during the programme.

Paul Osbourne has a cold, but battles bravely on to discuss the Conservative leader’s conversion to the fight against poverty with Robert Meakin. Plus, Jeremy Corbyn’s ongoing internal battle with his republican heart. Get in touch via twitter.com/paulosbourne — especially if you have a packet of Tunes going spare. theme music: "Rhythm Thinking" by Jared C. Balogh (http://www.alteredstateofmine.net) — use of the music does not imply endorsement of any political views expressed during the programme.

Offering top-quality advice to Jeremy Corbyn — everything the new Labour leader needs to know in just 20 minutes. Kind of. Paul Osbourne and Robert Meakin return after an ill-advised summer break to ask “what the hell is going on?” Get in touch at twitter.com/paulosbourne - theme music: "Rhythm Thinking" by Jared C. Balogh (http://www.alteredstateofmine.net) — use of the music does not imply endorsement of any political views expressed during the programme.

Offering top-quality advice to Jeremy Corbyn — everything the new Labour leader needs to know in just 20 minutes. Kind of. Paul Osbourne and Robert Meakin return after an ill-advised summer break to ask “what the hell is going on?” Get in touch at twitter.com/paulosbourne - theme music: "Rhythm Thinking" by Jared C. Balogh (http://www.alteredstateofmine.net) — use of the music does not imply endorsement of any political views expressed during the programme.

Offering top-quality advice to Jeremy Corbyn — everything the new Labour leader needs to know in just 20 minutes. Kind of. Paul Osbourne and Robert Meakin return after an ill-advised summer break to ask “what the hell is going on?” Get in touch at twitter.com/paulosbourne - theme music: "Rhythm Thinking" by Jared C. Balogh (http://www.alteredstateofmine.net) — use of the music does not imply endorsement of any political views expressed during the programme.

Paul Osbourne gets out the austerity abacus to weigh up the impact of George Osborne's budget, and fears for Robert Meakin's future employment. Salvation may lie in his successful playing of "Budget Bingo". Plus we talk about the Lib Dems, but not for too long so don't worry. Get in touch at twitter.com/paulosbourne