Upon request I recorded this a few weeks ago as one of four exclusive eps for a video game being produced by failing movie company AMC, but apparently they  'caused quite a stir' with their PR team and were denied, so now it's for you

Friend/comedian @MaxAntonucci shares some seasonal stories of paranormal activity, as well as asshole activity directed at me.

Dan Perlman @danjperlman returns to update us on his pandemic doings and we mention shameful high school moments.

I'm tipsy and I don't remember what I talked about except for my extremely nerdy sheet music collection

I simply *go off* on the fabric of reality and the dangers of douching, among other things.

Yes the ep is really late we're in a pandemic idk what to tell you I'm in my teenage bedroom

Sami returns to ask you, the audience, for a job, as well as describe his skepticism of conspiracy. Also Dead Quiet shirts/mugs now avail at dinahashem.com for the one person who asked!

but only because I cannot bring myself to advertise this so I would argue the onus is on YOU to spread the word so that I am incentivized to treat this more professionally. Also Dan is back and this time the ASMR is the beautiful sounds of the outdoors/unmasked citizens.  

I share some *art* I've been into and more unfunny opinions on the state of society!

The nation has erupted in a climax of hot rage but I stay on-brand and serve up some chill af takes.