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Ever wondered what your Jersey Shore name would be? Well, we find out and it is not that great! We discuss eating food off the floor, going to clubs in sweaters in backpacks, and what you should know by 25. Join the party!

Back at it again but this time we are in MIA (which is Miami)! Mike makes sure to tell us exactly where we are, we discuss the roommate's political beliefs and discover that Snooki was responsible for a pickle renaissance! Dive back on in for season 2!

Our last episode of the season! My guests (who are on multiple growth hormones) and I have a heated debate over which chain restaurant has the best free bread, discuss Vinny's beach fashion choices, and try to comprehend logistically how Snooki could have delivered a calf. Also, MTV shows us a dead body! Come in and join the party!

On today's show, we have a real-life, Staten Island queen! We discuss good fake IDs, try to figure out what is considered hot in Seaside, and give you some tips on how to keep your lady parts covered during outings!

Love bombing and isolation tactics abound! We discuss what Snooki would be like on a farm, my guest Alex breaks down the real AC, and we witness the arrival of our hero, Paula!

We learn the ultimate insult at the shore, talk about the length of men's shorts in 2009, and debate whether the boardwalk had been soaped down by producers! Join the slipping and sliding into Snooki's second face punch!

We discuss the punch heard around the world, the horrors (and pleasures) of tanning, how I am turning into a cougar, and our secret dream of making out on top of a car!

We get very deep into the psychology of hot tubs, invent a code to get us away from creeps, and the first appearance of a grenade!

Angelina carries trash around, Danny rides a bike, and we discuss all the ways your penis can be pierced!!